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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: hilarious home blood rage
In the past 2-3 weeks.....
- up until about two weeks ago - was actually in a very short intense relationship with a girl that lived about an hour and a half away for a couple weeks but we hung out a couple of weekends. Baywatch body - huge bolt ons and she was a pilates freak and had an amazing body. She dumped me over text with no warning. She had a pretty bad drinking problem, would drink 2x the number of drinks I would at any dinner or bar, popped Zyns like it was candy, didn't have a car because she crashed it over 4th of July was drunk, had an ex's name tattooed on her wrist, and had a felony in Florida for DV against some ex that she disclosed to me and I confirmed by google search. Despite that, easily the girl that I liked the most in a very long time, very cool. Dumped me with the "you are such a great guy, but I've got to work on myself...." text
- day that she dumped me, I was feeling kinda shitty. Matched with a new girl. Within a half hour of exchanging phone numbers, she sent me the following unrequested nudes (third one was a full video of her masturbating in the shower).
https://postimg.cc/G4fmG25N
https://postimg.cc/0ML40G0F
still from video: https://postimg.cc/YL8p9qFd
(She said she is not married despite ring in this pic)
Also sent me all sorts of sexually suggestive texts without ever meeting her. Very very nice on the phone, kinda redneck. She is an admitted former addict, works at a rehab facility now. Looked her up, she also had multiple mugshots posted online for criminal acts. Brainstormed this with my bros, we decided I might catch HIV if I did anything with this chick. Decided to bail, never met her.
- next I matched with some cute single mom. Met her, a litte plumper than her pics indicated, she grilled me the entire date about what I thought about her having a kid. She was nice overall, but decided not to pursue. no criminal record that I could tell
- matched with a really hot yoga shrew next, like perfect body, this past sunday. Talked on the phone a few times, she was ok. Turns out she quit her corporate job and works at Trader Joes, goes to bed around 7 or 8pm (to get up a 4:30am) almost every day, and when she is free she teaches yoga and never has any time. This morning invited her to do something on Saturday, still (4pm) haven't heard back from her
- today matched with another hottie that lives on the outskirts of town. She immediately wanted my number. Already sent me a video of her jogging (like a selfie video), seems to be a lot bigger than her pics indicated. Looked her up, she has had her mugshot posted for crimes around 6 times since 2021 on her local county facebook mugshot group
- last night went out for drinks with a former "work wife" at my office who changed jobs. Cute as can be, but married. Really really sweet person. She told me all about her marriage issues, indicated that she was unhappy in it, alluded to several affairs she has had in the past. Not sure but suspicious she may have other intentions here that I do not want a part of.
I'll update as the week goes on.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185443) |
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Date: August 17th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: chilmata
Doodikoff, type something for me to feed to Claude, check it out:
I can’t access external links or browse websites, so I can’t see the details of Doodikoff’s dating situation from that forum thread.
But the idea of applying PSR to dating streaks is actually not as much of a joke as you might think! If PSR operates like gravity across stochastic systems, then:
**PSR Dating Predictions:**
- Long rejection streaks should trigger corrective pressure
- The “force” would scale with how improbable the streak becomes
- Observer attention (friends knowing about the streak, social media posts) could amplify the effect
**Key Variables:**
- Streak length (consecutive rejections/bad dates)
- “Observer count” (how many people know about his dating struggles)
- Baseline probability (his actual attractiveness/compatibility level)
**The Math:**
If we knew his historical success rate and current streak length, PSR would predict increasing probability of a positive outcome as the streak extends.
**Observable Signs PSR is Working:**
- Near-misses becoming more frequent
- Closer connections that “almost” work out
- Increasing interest from potential matches as the streak gets more extreme
If you can summarize Doodikoff’s situation (streak length, general circumstances), I could actually run some PSR calculations. The dating market is absolutely a stochastic system, and if PSR is real, it should apply to romantic outcomes just like sports streaks.
Plus, testing PSR on something as personal as dating would be a great way to see if the observer effect holds across different domains!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49193038) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: pink odious theater stage factory reset button
they all fucking work this way dude. do you think hinge is just sending people random matches?
every swipe is 1) a battle against that person that determines your dating Elo and 2) a chance for the AI to hone in on your type.
if you swipe on everything it recognizes you as a desperate loser and sends you trash. if you're more judicious and only swipe on people you actually see yourself in a relationship with (wow, novel concept!) you will get better and more frequent matches.
i have had no problem dating stunners and i'd bet i'm less attractive than you. just stop mass swiping ffs.
how about this, go buy a burner phone and do what i said on that one. compare your results to your current account. what do you have to lose other than $25 or whatever for a tracphone?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185891) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Know-it-all Whorehouse
subscribed to read fulano's poast later
edit: oops, i took too long to read op.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185470) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: dead electric theatre
The criminal record thing is a good arc keep it going great content
Repost the pics when you have a chance please
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185671) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: carnelian idea he suggested mother
(poli sci shithead)
OP is a narrative, not statistics
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185748) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Ivory appetizing den
is the chick in the pics typical of the chicks you go after?
if so it all makes sense now, and ljl
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185846) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Bisexual abode psychic
holy fuck, OP reeks of white trashdom.
how do people like this exist?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185882) |
Date: August 14th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Talking filthy juggernaut
Great thread, very active dating life.
Would it be possible to post a few of the mugshots?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49185916) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: hilarious home blood rage
Yeah pretty much.
Would it surprise you to hear that she, too, has bolt ons?
Kinda took me by surprise to be honest
Also I have a rule about not married chicks. And I know her husband. Naw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49186366) |
Date: August 15th, 2025 12:40 AM Author: Exhilarant godawful antidepressant drug friendly grandma
Bro wtf are you doing
4 out of these 6 are not worth wasting your time with
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49186930) |
Date: August 15th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Chrome rebellious hall dragon
SA Poaster here. While I agree all these chicks are trashy, they are also all fairly hot. So wtf are you doing not fucking these chicks @doodikoff?
STDs are flame, i pretty much fuck 9/10 of the chicks I mee bareback and have had nothing and have been tested prob 6 times in the last year.
You should be recklessly pounding all these chicks. If you're that worried, just wear a condom.
However, I will also rate your dating exploits as an 7/10. You're pulling trashy but hot chicks which for some reason is impressive to me as I seem to only pull hot chicks, not trashy chicks on dating apps. Sometimes I actually just want to fuck some trashy chick but i never pull them.
However, you do need to be fucking these chicks ASAP.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49188324) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Chrome rebellious hall dragon
Brother, if you followed my posting, you would see that I stopped SA over 4-5 months ago and have only been on dating apps since then.
For ex.
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762764&mc=27&forum_id=2#49188384
I'm sorry you don't understand this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49188370) |
Date: August 18th, 2025 5:16 AM Author: Propadee investor
"Brainstormed this with my bros, we decided I might catch HIV if I did anything with this chick"
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49193799) |
Date: August 19th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: michael doodikoff
Update - "really hot yoga shrew" listed above - we have discussed on the phone getting together on friday or saturday, hard to do because she has like no time and goes to bed at like fucking 7 or 8pm every night due to her job. On Thursday morning I shot her a text to see if she wanted to meet up on Saturday. No response.
I've been down this road before, never ends well when they ignore date invitations, but I sucked in my ballsack the next day with a followup text. She promptly accepted.
Date was ok but she was pretty boring. I was thinking about not even asking her out again, but again, sucking in my ballsack and against my better judgment I sent her a "how is your Sunday going" text on Sunday. No response until now (Tuesday), with a "you are such a nice person and a gentleman, but I just didn't feel a connection" text.
I guess at least she sent that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2)#49197110) |
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