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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
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I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: apoplectic stead

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent vivacious boiling water son of senegal

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring Khaki Den Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: citrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: hairless chapel

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Wine razzmatazz range death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: odious organic girlfriend parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Boyish Confused Mediation Tanning Salon

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Twinkling step-uncle's house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent school cafeteria useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Twinkling step-uncle's house

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic swashbuckling library nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: pearly house

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Puce arousing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring Khaki Den Mad-dog Skullcap

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Supple bespoke kitchen mexican

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: ruby garrison tattoo

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Transparent Locus

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Passionate location trust fund

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: pink harsh macaca

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: jade curious half-breed rigpig

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: histrionic lettuce

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy foreskin

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: ruby garrison tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Wild codepig private investor

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: indecent glassy becky

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: indecent glassy becky

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Electric piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: mint mewling indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: indecent glassy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Puce arousing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: blathering cobalt area masturbator

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Bisexual aquamarine really tough guy

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Dashing state karate

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: hairless chapel

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2)#49134738)