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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
multi-colored travel guidebook
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
beady-eyed main people
  07/17/25
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Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
crimson new version
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
I have Hair
crimson new version
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
crimson new version
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
flushed aromatic hissy fit
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
flushed aromatic hissy fit
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
180
Buck-toothed location people who are hurt
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Buck-toothed location people who are hurt
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/17/25
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Lascivious Nubile Crotch Tank
  07/17/25
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obsidian swashbuckling den gaping
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Lascivious Nubile Crotch Tank
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Wonderful Library Windowlicker
  07/17/25
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crimson new version
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
multi-colored travel guidebook
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Galvanic Marketing Idea Sex Offender
  07/17/25
...
Local on the 8s
  07/17/25
awesome!
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Shrewd award
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
chilmata
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: multi-colored travel guidebook

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed main people

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: crimson new version

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: crimson new version

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: crimson new version

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: flushed aromatic hissy fit

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: flushed aromatic hissy fit

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location people who are hurt

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Nubile Crotch Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Nubile Crotch Tank

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Library Windowlicker

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: crimson new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: multi-colored travel guidebook

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bat shit crazy boiling water

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Marketing Idea Sex Offender

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Local on the 8s



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Shrewd award

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: chilmata

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2)#49110172)