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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Startled national security agency Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363243) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: excitant boltzmann They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Chocolate thirsty chad The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363247) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Startled national security agency Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363249) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: Chocolate thirsty chad ?
When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.
They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown. |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM Author: mewling ticket booth clown bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363352) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM Author: seedy fantasy-prone gas station there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch
these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM Author: sol rosenberg I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.
It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person Not artifact jewels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363552) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM Author: series of punctuation marks Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49364382) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: mewling ticket booth clown what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363252) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: Chocolate thirsty chad Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363258) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM Author: mewling ticket booth clown it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363298) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363493) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM Author: seedy fantasy-prone gas station main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363373) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐) xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363536) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363553) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Orchid Elite Indian Lodge Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363350) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM Author: seedy fantasy-prone gas station would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461 |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363478) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM Author: we're looking into it very strongly Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing
Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking
Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Have to arrange fencing too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363534) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: sol rosenberg i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49363656) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49364377) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49364383) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49364439) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> But don't leave DNA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49380497) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Miss Anthropy (Paralegal Jesus the Nazerene) Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49364443) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: sol rosenberg they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.
https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49379244) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) *because the French are involved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49379651) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: fenomeni morbosi Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It belongs in a museum you savages |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher (Gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2)#49380528) |