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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  06/30/25
wow lol
rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic abode deer antler
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
awkward striped hyena
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
passionate immigrant home
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Buck-toothed people who are hurt
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
crawly flatulent toilet seat
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Buck-toothed people who are hurt
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Disgusting ultramarine chapel weed whacker
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Vivacious well-lubricated stage masturbator
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Mentally impaired codepig circlehead
  06/30/25
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jade meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Racy tantric wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
narrow-minded concupiscible jew
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Light crotch chad
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
diverse site police squad
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
pungent cowardly double fault area
  06/30/25
...
crawly flatulent toilet seat
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Disgusting ultramarine chapel weed whacker
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
abusive chestnut foreskin
  07/01/25
...
diverse site police squad
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Glittery incel
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Harsh kitty principal's office
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
heady property
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Lascivious indigo old irish cottage
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Boyish Jet Feces Corner
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Mahogany shrine
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: mildly autistic abode deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: awkward striped hyena

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: passionate immigrant home

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed people who are hurt

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: crawly flatulent toilet seat

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed people who are hurt

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Disgusting ultramarine chapel weed whacker

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed windowlicker

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Vivacious well-lubricated stage masturbator

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired codepig circlehead

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: jade meetinghouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Racy tantric wrinkle

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded concupiscible jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Light crotch chad

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: diverse site police squad

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: pungent cowardly double fault area

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: crawly flatulent toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Disgusting ultramarine chapel weed whacker

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: abusive chestnut foreskin

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: diverse site police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Glittery incel

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Harsh kitty principal's office

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: heady property

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Lascivious indigo old irish cottage

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Boyish Jet Feces Corner

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Mahogany shrine

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)