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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  06/30/25
wow lol
carnelian charismatic knife
  06/30/25
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Wonderful hunting ground party of the first part
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
carnelian charismatic knife
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Boyish Sanctuary
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
thriller shimmering potus twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
bipolar double fault dopamine
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
carnelian charismatic knife
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
umber razzle friendly grandma
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
bipolar double fault dopamine
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
excitant headpube
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
carnelian charismatic knife
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
very tactful smoky half-breed locale
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Bateful rose chapel prole
  06/30/25
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pea-brained base azn
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
garnet center patrolman
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Stage
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Dashing harsh stain
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
180 puce hell codepig
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
silver legal warrant deer antler
  06/30/25
...
umber razzle friendly grandma
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
excitant headpube
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Aphrodisiac arrogant address rigpig
  07/01/25
...
180 puce hell codepig
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
opaque sick public bath
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Flushed Cracking Mad-dog Skullcap Police Squad
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Trip sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
bistre arousing digit ratio library
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Violet Titillating Theater Stage
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
orchid apoplectic foreskin cruise ship
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic knife

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Wonderful hunting ground party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic knife

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Boyish Sanctuary

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: thriller shimmering potus twinkling uncleanness

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: bipolar double fault dopamine

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic knife

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: umber razzle friendly grandma

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: bipolar double fault dopamine

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: excitant headpube

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic knife

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: very tactful smoky half-breed locale

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Bateful rose chapel prole

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained base azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: garnet center patrolman

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing harsh stain

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: 180 puce hell codepig

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: silver legal warrant deer antler

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: umber razzle friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: excitant headpube

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac arrogant address rigpig

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: 180 puce hell codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: opaque sick public bath

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Flushed Cracking Mad-dog Skullcap Police Squad

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Trip sweet tailpipe

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: bistre arousing digit ratio library

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Theater Stage

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: orchid apoplectic foreskin cruise ship

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)