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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
navy insecure point
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
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Cyan Boltzmann Chapel
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
stirring brilliant factory reset button church building
  08/02/25
rip
Underhanded Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Pozpig
  08/02/25
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navy insecure point
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Jet-lagged pervert resort
  08/01/25
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anal hairy legs
  08/01/25
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Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Sick ungodly legal warrant
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Floppy persian
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
magenta ticket booth degenerate
  08/01/25
yes
Floppy persian
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Floppy persian
  08/01/25
?
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
magenta ticket booth degenerate
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
anal hairy legs
  08/01/25
Sick
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
...
Floppy persian
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Disgusting stag film
  08/02/25
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Passionate codepig library
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Floppy persian
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Underhanded Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Pozpig
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Disgusting stag film
  08/02/25
Hdy
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Mewling Adventurous Chad
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
violet dysfunction
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo
  08/02/25
Titcr
Seedy state mood
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
internet-worthy forum roommate
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
garnet national security agency piazza
  08/02/25
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crystalline clown
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
cracking address toaster
  08/02/25
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Jade Exciting Mexican Karate
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Idiotic temple
  08/02/25
?
Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Pearly Spot Pocket Flask
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: navy insecure point

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cyan Boltzmann Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: stirring brilliant factory reset button church building

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Underhanded Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Pozpig

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: navy insecure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged pervert resort

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: anal hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sick ungodly legal warrant

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Floppy persian

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: magenta ticket booth degenerate

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy persian

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Floppy persian

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: magenta ticket booth degenerate

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: anal hairy legs

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Disgusting stag film

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate codepig library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy persian

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Underhanded Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Pozpig

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Disgusting stag film

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Mewling Adventurous Chad

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: violet dysfunction

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Seedy state mood

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy forum roommate

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Deep Organic Girlfriend Water Buffalo

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: garnet national security agency piazza

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: crystalline clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: cracking address toaster

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Jade Exciting Mexican Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Idiotic temple

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated location cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Pearly Spot Pocket Flask

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)