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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
aromatic fantasy-prone messiness address
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Garnet Frum Stock Car
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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  12/12/25
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Cerise Shrine
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Hairless shitlib skinny woman
  12/12/25
easy
Fragrant Hilarious Friendly Grandma Heaven
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Cerise Shrine
  12/12/25
...
aggressive plaza
  12/12/25
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  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
smoky out-of-control corn cake
  12/12/25
...
Buff passionate quadroon goyim
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
cyan aphrodisiac market
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Bossy poppy center elastic band
  12/12/25
...
Garnet Frum Stock Car
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
aromatic fantasy-prone messiness address
  12/12/25
...
Offensive odious jap
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Magical office yarmulke
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Geriatric Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
smoky out-of-control corn cake
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
wonderful purple university prole
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Histrionic lay
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
smoky out-of-control corn cake
  12/12/25
tp.
wonderful purple university prole
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
dun personal credit line
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Histrionic lay
  12/12/25
who is that
dun personal credit line
  12/12/25
...
aggressive plaza
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...
aggressive plaza
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literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
olive insanely creepy nursing home puppy
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Violent Hospital
  12/12/25
cr
Cerise Shrine
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Hairless shitlib skinny woman
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
disrespectful tanning salon boltzmann
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
salmon disturbing laser beams candlestick maker
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
disrespectful tanning salon boltzmann
  12/12/25
...
Cerise Shrine
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
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*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
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  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aromatic fantasy-prone messiness address

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Garnet Frum Stock Car

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: salmon disturbing laser beams candlestick maker

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Hairless shitlib skinny woman

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Hilarious Friendly Grandma Heaven

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aggressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: domesticated theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: smoky out-of-control corn cake

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Buff passionate quadroon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cyan aphrodisiac market

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bossy poppy center elastic band

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Garnet Frum Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: aromatic fantasy-prone messiness address

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Offensive odious jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Magical office yarmulke

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Geriatric Multi-billionaire

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: smoky out-of-control corn cake

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: wonderful purple university prole

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Histrionic lay

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: smoky out-of-control corn cake

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful purple university prole

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: dun personal credit line

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Histrionic lay

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: dun personal credit line

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: aggressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: aggressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: olive insanely creepy nursing home puppy

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Violent Hospital

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Hairless shitlib skinny woman

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: disrespectful tanning salon boltzmann

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: salmon disturbing laser beams candlestick maker

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: disrespectful tanning salon boltzmann

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: burgundy parlour

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: anal church building legal warrant

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mustard swashbuckling sanctuary

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2)#49506164)