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Passionate Location
  04/30/26
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2052143876081606710
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
180
Dull Vibrant Lettuce
  05/06/26
I did it. I Won the Gen.
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
CowShit, you're response?
Dull Vibrant Lettuce
  05/06/26
Did they literally make it The Same? The one thing that they...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
yeah it's an N64 remake, they played it safe as expected.
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
Whoa, James McCloud prologue. Let's see if Pigma fucks his s...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
lol
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
did you see how Scummy he looks? he's Malformed. he'll do an...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
the art design looks almost Western Photorealistic, wouldn't...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
When it didn't exist I was like "😠 damn it nintendo ...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
Star Fox Zero was also The Same btw. This will be the fourth...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
Star Fox 64 was basically a remake of the SNES one too. IDK ...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
Because they know that zoomers haven't even played a star fo...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
3D Mario as an adult does feel trite. IDK it just seems like...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
I tried Star Fox 2 and was like holy shit this is bad. didn'...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
how are poor Redditors to blame for game prices
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
they bitch endlessly and it's starting to affect the Percept...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
how can they not understand that by right Games should be $1...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
It's a little more complicated than that but the short answe...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
yeah but they don't actually own the SUV, it's just a ruinou...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
the critical mass of consooming dumbs makes the economy bett...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
Shrewd losers are increasingly rare. But I think we'll start...
Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma
  05/06/26
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beady-eyed painfully honest national
  05/06/26
https://nintendoeverything.com/star-fox-nintendo-switch-2-bo...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
This is going to own. Haters in shambles.
Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma
  05/06/26
it's a good game, everyone knows that. because we already pl...
internet-worthy slap-happy toaster
  05/06/26
Worth it for online battle alone.
Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma
  05/06/26
It would be Cool if they had some All-Range Mode levels that...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1t5w4vz/10_years_o...
Passionate Location
  05/06/26
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Passionate Location
  05/06/26
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OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  05/08/26
At least they expanded the multiplayer mode
Dull Vibrant Lettuce
  05/06/26
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Passionate Location
  05/06/26
Looks great to me. Apparently the character designs are gett...
Territorial Bawdyhouse Indirect Expression
  05/07/26
I agree too also miyamoto wanted it to be like Thunderbirds ...
cowgod
  05/07/26
Can preorder for $50 at amazon right now. Nice price althoug...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/08/26
Why are they doing it at $50 for Physical
cowgod
  05/08/26
I don't know, but I'll be playing starfox on Day 1
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/09/26
I will too imo. On Cartridge. The State of Gaming demands th...
cowgod
  05/09/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Passionate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49855485)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2052143876081606710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870527)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Dull Vibrant Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870530)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

I did it. I Won the Gen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870581)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Dull Vibrant Lettuce

CowShit, you're response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870586)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Passionate Location

Did they literally make it The Same? The one thing that they possibly could've done to make it Not Interesting.

then when it only sells like 1.6666 million units they'll let it sit dormant for 10 years before Remastering it. We're never going to get a sequel that doesn't end with shooting Andross's floating head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870614)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

yeah it's an N64 remake, they played it safe as expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870617)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Passionate Location

Whoa, James McCloud prologue. Let's see if Pigma fucks his shit up

edit: they made Pigma Scummy as fuck: "our leader, such a bleeding heart." this means James Mccloud is Liberal and Pigma represents the white working class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870622)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870633)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Passionate Location

did you see how Scummy he looks? he's Malformed. he'll do anything for money. he's a capitalist. he's a Kulak imho. was this game farmed out to Westerners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870642)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

the art design looks almost Western Photorealistic, wouldn't be surprised if they did enlist some Western studio. kinda disappointing ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870653)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Passionate Location

When it didn't exist I was like "😠 damn it nintendo you make so few games, see you guys in 2034" now I'm Nitpicking it.

the graphics being Good is how they can somewhat justify the hardware. Metroid used to be the prestige graphics title but the westernized it so bad that only like 600k people will buy it. and it's sitting in like 400k backlogs of that number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870657)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Passionate Location

Star Fox Zero was also The Same btw. This will be the fourth game that's The Same. SNES, N64, Zero, This.

also it's just the same events unfolding with a different translation. like the same things happen at the same time just with different writing. this is The Same in a way that few can comprehend. like Slippy getting chased by an enemy at the beginning. Falco's ngaf about setting his G-diffuser. it's The Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870654)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

Star Fox 64 was basically a remake of the SNES one too. IDK why they can't just expand on it a little bit. it could be like Star Trek or something, I mean why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870658)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Passionate Location

Because they know that zoomers haven't even played a star fox game. they don't want Old Losers because all of them (us) are busy playing FF7R and death stranding and frankly they make anything they play Uncool.

They either want things to be The Same or Gimmicky. I mean you can't blame them. Twilight Princess was Iterative and Similar and not The Same and people were like "wow this sucks."

Also what is going in your Brain Waves when you play a 3D Mario as an adult? like irl. I'm like "ok I can handle like 30 minutes of this maybe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870685)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

3D Mario as an adult does feel trite. IDK it just seems like you could do a lot with Star Fox. don't make it Open World but just explore different scenarios, you could even have Away Missions where you run around on planets with laser guns or something. cultivate the Star Fox Universe ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870697)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Passionate Location

I tried Star Fox 2 and was like holy shit this is bad. didn't know wtf was going on and didn't care. can't blame them for making this The Same.

as usual, blame the fans. This shit is $50-60 because of Poor redditors. Yoshi is $60-70 and it sucks. but this game happened to get revealed when Nintendo was Desperate and getting slammed by Losers online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870718)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

how are poor Redditors to blame for game prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870722)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Passionate Location

they bitch endlessly and it's starting to affect the Perception of Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870737)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

how can they not understand that by right Games should be $120 today or even more. these things are expensive to make iirc. exorbitantly more than they were to make in 1996 and yet still the Same Price. also if they were $150 people would value their purchase more and fewer Bad Games would be made imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870748)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Passionate Location

It's a little more complicated than that but the short answer is that adult gamers are poor Losers.

When you're talking about Cartridges, N64 games' Landed cost, like the cost of the Cartridge itself was idk maybe $30 depending on the ROM size. Whereas a digital game is basically pure profit except for the amortized Engineering cost of the e shop.

Also most of us used to buy like 1 or 3 games a year at full price, if that. There used to be so many Used Games for like $10, or Player's Choice for like $20. You could also rent games.

back in the day btw you could Curate, it was really really obvious which games were good and which you'd just rent or buy later for $5. Nowadays there are so many B-/C+ tier games with exquisite Open Worlds, it's like they can't be cheap, but they also suck shit so go pound sand if you want $80 or something

As for the economy and inflation, the Low Losers will just say that they have less Buying Power now than people in the 90s. People in 80s/90s movies drove extremely shitty Corollas and Oldsmobiles and now every nigger has an SUV with 20" wheels. These people will bitch about every setback and take their $22.50/hr gas station wage as Normal and Expected. That's the argument I tried making but I got Downvoted to hell. I tried to meet them on their level. "ok, champ, you had to work like 15 hours at a gas station to Afford Ocarina of Time, whereas BOTW only takes like 3.5..." but they just like saying Buying Power and Stagnant Wages. At some point they need to understand that THEIR wages are stagnant, either because they never tried, or if they did try, that they'd bomb 300 interviews or have a linkedin full of "1 year, 1 month" bs + resume gaps. I say this as someone who's been critical of Nintendo in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870769)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

yeah but they don't actually own the SUV, it's just a ruinous personal loan that will eventually be rolled over into negative equity. the reality is that they are much poorer than in the 90s but financialization obscures the picture and makes it seem like they are thriving. it's like a DLSS filter haha.

and you can still rent games afaik. but that would be a socioeconomic indicator of poverty today because every respectable Middle Class Loser has a Backlog. meanwhile mom with a Fake Job can drop $70 on Animal Crossing no problem. It doesn't even register with her because $70 is like the price of a replacement water filter for your stainless-steel fridge. big deal. the divide between classes is more severe than we let on imo, and the State of Gaming is symptomatic of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870779)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Passionate Location

the critical mass of consooming dumbs makes the economy better somehow though. A shrewd Loser can still quantifiably work at a gas station for like 3 hours instead of 15 and buy a Game. Losers made like $4.75/hr in 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871004)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma

Shrewd losers are increasingly rare. But I think we'll start to see more of them as more people Opt Out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871107)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed painfully honest national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870721)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Passionate Location

https://nintendoeverything.com/star-fox-nintendo-switch-2-boxart-price-revealed-official-announcement/

the State of Game Prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870703)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma

This is going to own. Haters in shambles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870747)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy toaster

it's a good game, everyone knows that. because we already played it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870764)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental fanboi dilemma

Worth it for online battle alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870770)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Passionate Location

It would be Cool if they had some All-Range Mode levels that are true 3-D like the space level in Shadows of the Empire. Star Fox 64 and the N64 Rogue Squadron didn't have these. This would be a great way to integrate the Space Armada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49870772)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Passionate Location

https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1t5w4vz/10_years_of_waiting_for_the_same_game/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871052)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Passionate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871361)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49874737)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Dull Vibrant Lettuce

At least they expanded the multiplayer mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871377)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871385)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 4:30 AM
Author: Territorial Bawdyhouse Indirect Expression

Looks great to me. Apparently the character designs are getting a lot of hate, but I agree with this guy:

https://x.com/Eldonchorizo_/status/2052161281537224755

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49871530)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: cowgod

I agree too also miyamoto wanted it to be like Thunderbirds

Still Redditors are like “the feet 😔 “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49872992)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

Can preorder for $50 at amazon right now. Nice price although between SF64, SF0, the 3DS version, and now this I'll have bought the same game 4 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49874677)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: cowgod

Why are they doing it at $50 for Physical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49874710)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

I don't know, but I'll be playing starfox on Day 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49876376)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: cowgod

I will too imo. On Cartridge. The State of Gaming demands that I resist digital Games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862184&forum_id=2)#49876538)