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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
mustard doobsian property
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
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Angry liquid oxygen
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Sickened Narrow-minded Church
  08/02/25
rip
irate purple institution juggernaut
  08/02/25
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mustard doobsian property
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
soul-stirring mauve twinkling uncleanness
  08/01/25
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Transparent Range
  08/01/25
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Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
bateful center
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
unholy step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Slippery dilemma
  08/01/25
yes
unholy step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
unholy step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
?
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Slippery dilemma
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Transparent Range
  08/01/25
Sick
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
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unholy step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
stimulating startled haunted graveyard set
  08/02/25
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Infuriating national security agency
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
unholy step-uncle's house
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
irate purple institution juggernaut
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
stimulating startled haunted graveyard set
  08/02/25
Hdy
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
aggressive high-end lodge gay wizard
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
out-of-control people who are hurt
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
umber house weed whacker
  08/02/25
Titcr
painfully honest ratface
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
umber house weed whacker
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
mentally impaired arousing parlour
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
umber house weed whacker
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
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  08/02/25
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Chestnut useless meetinghouse
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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Well-lubricated faggot firefighter stock car
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Glassy round eye theatre
  08/02/25
?
Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Henna greedy striped hyena really tough guy
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mustard doobsian property

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Angry liquid oxygen



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Sickened Narrow-minded Church

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: irate purple institution juggernaut

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: mustard doobsian property



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring mauve twinkling uncleanness

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Transparent Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: bateful center

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: unholy step-uncle's house

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Slippery dilemma

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: unholy step-uncle's house

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: unholy step-uncle's house

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Slippery dilemma

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Transparent Range

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: unholy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: stimulating startled haunted graveyard set

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Infuriating national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: unholy step-uncle's house

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: irate purple institution juggernaut

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: stimulating startled haunted graveyard set

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: aggressive high-end lodge gay wizard

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: out-of-control people who are hurt

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: umber house weed whacker

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: painfully honest ratface

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: umber house weed whacker

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired arousing parlour

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: umber house weed whacker

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Slate Tanning Salon Cuckold

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Chestnut useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: supple vermilion trailer park candlestick maker

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Well-lubricated faggot firefighter stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Glassy round eye theatre

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cruise Ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Henna greedy striped hyena really tough guy

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)