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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  11/28/22
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vigorous lay
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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vigorous lay
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Ivory Misanthropic Doctorate
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Awkward Party Of The First Part
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
blue new version
  12/13/22
Me.
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
blue new version
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
blue new version
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
charismatic very tactful foreskin
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Violent Orchestra Pit
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Disgusting Nursing Home
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Hot appetizing antidepressant drug
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  11/29/22
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Crystalline provocative dog poop
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
high-end pit idiot
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Stimulating place of business
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
high-end pit idiot
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Disturbing misunderstood pozpig
  12/11/22
Woah.
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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titillating pea-brained range
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Elite Vivacious Whorehouse Indirect Expression
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
high-end pit idiot
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
high-end pit idiot
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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Turquoise School
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Primrose vibrant mental disorder
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: vigorous lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: vigorous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Ivory Misanthropic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Awkward Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: blue new version

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: blue new version

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: blue new version

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic very tactful foreskin

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Disgusting Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Hot appetizing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Crystalline provocative dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: high-end pit idiot

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Stimulating place of business

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: high-end pit idiot

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Disturbing misunderstood pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: titillating pea-brained range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Elite Vivacious Whorehouse Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: high-end pit idiot

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: high-end pit idiot

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Turquoise School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Primrose vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Crystalline provocative dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#49535059)