If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it ...	Lake patrolman dopamine	11/11/25
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...	Overrated titillating love of her life theater stage	11/11/25
sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and...	vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan	11/11/25
cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun	Chrome Flatulent Base	11/11/25
...	Lake patrolman dopamine	11/11/25
...	apoplectic soul-stirring elastic band electric furnace	05/04/26
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when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears ...	Talking hot idea he suggested	11/11/25
The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my ...	hideous legend	05/04/26
Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be ...	floppy tank	05/04/26
...	aphrodisiac chest-beating mexican locus	05/04/26
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jfc	Arrogant lay blood rage	05/04/26
Okay, I lol’d	erotic forum kitty	05/04/26
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...	erotic forum kitty	05/04/26
I brought a tinder sloot to a lawfirm event when I was a mid...	mischievous box office cuck	05/05/26
but where would i get a job haha	fantasy-prone masturbator	05/04/26
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...	Brass Swashbuckling Piazza	05/04/26
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wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promot...	floppy tank	05/04/26
I was considering making this point but was like, "that...	adventurous jet den	05/04/26
...	vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan	05/04/26
No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking yo...	outnumbered maniacal set	05/04/26
Interesting wildcard option	floppy tank	05/04/26
...	erotic forum kitty	05/04/26
...	mischievous box office cuck	05/05/26
Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think	Provocative pit	05/04/26
...	erotic forum kitty	05/04/26
The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old m...	Lake patrolman dopamine	05/04/26
...	vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan	05/05/26
it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec	primrose sanctuary	05/04/26
...	erotic forum kitty	05/04/26
remember in the 2000s when people would vie for "promot...	Deep alpha indirect expression	05/05/26

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Lake patrolman dopamine If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it to pay like $3000 for some thin tradwife looking college zoomer to pretend to be your wife at work functions no strings attached (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49420834)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421550)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Overrated titillating love of her life theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421593)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and you'd have to break her heart. awkward for everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421605)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Chrome Flatulent Base cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421608)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Lake patrolman dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421610)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: apoplectic soul-stirring elastic band electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864686)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864732)

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: Talking hot idea he suggested when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears grinding in people's heads ("but he's such a weird ugly loser...") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49421612)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: hideous legend The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my first firm had a great line that he seemed to use once per class at the first function where spouses were invited, effectively bestowing the title of “hottest gf/wife of the class” when he did it (and used with me and my wife) which went something to the effect of “we were all confused by why he seemed so cocky but now it makes sense.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864650)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: floppy tank Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be better off socially just not having a wife at all otherwise everyone will secretly resent you and think you deserve not to have a wife. Could actually count against you. This is why phenotype is so Salient, because there really is no escape hatch. Say you are an ugly weird dork and you decide to get a fat wife, then everyone respects you less than if you had no wife at all, because you are with a fat woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864722)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac chest-beating mexican locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864996)

Date: May 4th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865070)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Arrogant lay blood rage jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865738)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: erotic forum kitty Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864733)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Lake patrolman dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864939)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864991)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: mischievous box office cuck I brought a tinder sloot to a lawfirm event when I was a midling biglol associate. she dressed slutty and the desired effect was achieved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49866537)

Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: fantasy-prone masturbator but where would i get a job haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864439)

Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864440)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Brass Swashbuckling Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864604)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864653)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: Bearded Knife Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865708)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865747)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: floppy tank wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promoted faster is because the same traits that attract a pretty wife also make people like you and make you get promoted faster. Phenotype is Salient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864610)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: adventurous jet den I was considering making this point but was like, "that's gotta be the joke, there's no way they're that stupid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864658)

Date: May 4th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864676)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: outnumbered maniacal set No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking your wife and now the ceo feels like he has to promote you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864685)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: floppy tank Interesting wildcard option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864728)

Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864731)

Date: May 5th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: mischievous box office cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49866668)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Provocative pit Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864941)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864993)

Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Lake patrolman dopamine The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old mormon au pair to work events until they promoted him. Weird little chinese guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49864942)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: vivacious lemon rigpig coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49866416)

Date: May 4th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: primrose sanctuary it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865123)

Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: erotic forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49865748)

Date: May 5th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Deep alpha indirect expression remember in the 2000s when people would vie for "promotions" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2)#49866550)