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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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overrated skinny woman
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still funny.
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misanthropic sanctuary
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
haunting plaza
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Frozen arrogant wagecucks stage

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Plum Stimulating Striped Hyena State



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: contagious anal national



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating pit volcanic crater

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Fishy Heady Locale



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: pearly crusty ticket booth feces



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse roommate

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Lake Nighttime Trailer Park Nowag

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: haunting plaza

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Motley stag film

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse roommate



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: trip lodge



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Federal Mustard Market Turdskin



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: overrated skinny woman



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: overrated skinny woman



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring black institution trump supporter

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone flirting lay philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: House-broken Dilemma



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: puce crawly idiot casino



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Frisky Fragrant Sneaky Criminal



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Crimson step-uncle's house background story

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating pit volcanic crater



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: haunting plaza

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: haunting plaza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Bull headed parlour generalized bond



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: lemon filthpig



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Salmon adventurous milk

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: purple faggotry



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: overrated skinny woman



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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