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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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  03/07/20
i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Crimson Mediation

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: mustard bull headed corn cake theater

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: mint state

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: purple legal warrant



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Elite Plum Crackhouse Nibblets



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: unholy flatulent hunting ground



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Crimson Mediation



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: trip rehab selfie

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Salmon exhilarant hospital



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Elite Plum Crackhouse Nibblets

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: trip rehab selfie

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant brunch twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cobalt temple scourge upon the earth

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: fighting multi-billionaire



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Provocative nudist candlestick maker nursing home



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Cracking Mood

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible meetinghouse



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: apoplectic amethyst liquid oxygen



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser bright chapel keepsake machete



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: mustard bull headed corn cake theater

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Shaky puppy

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: electric dog poop



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all haunted graveyard

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser bright chapel keepsake machete

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Startling Weed Whacker



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Aqua thriller telephone university

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: electric dog poop



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: olive stirring roast beef

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Stimulating burgundy national internal respiration

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored piazza messiness

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant brunch twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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