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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
histrionic effete dog poop
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Brilliant confused pistol
  03/24/25
yep
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cracking wild heaven brethren
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Excitant Garrison Really Tough Guy
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Canary persian
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Lascivious space
  03/24/25
titcr
Well-lubricated arousing lodge
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Brilliant confused pistol
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Well-lubricated arousing lodge
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
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white bearded keepsake machete boistinker
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Embarrassed to the bone half-breed turdskin
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Excitant Garrison Really Tough Guy
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
low-t vivacious nursing home juggernaut
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
white bearded keepsake machete boistinker
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
sexy hospital
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
white bearded keepsake machete boistinker
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
sexy hospital
  03/24/25
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Embarrassed to the bone half-breed turdskin
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
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  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
sexy hospital
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
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cracking wild heaven brethren
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
provocative pale hall
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Vibrant prole
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
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Brilliant confused pistol
  03/27/25
lol
histrionic effete dog poop
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
sexy hospital
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: histrionic effete dog poop

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Brilliant confused pistol

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Nubile grizzly macaca

yep

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted cruise ship quadroon



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bisexual sable wagecucks office



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy Stirring Ticket Booth Background Story



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: low-t vivacious nursing home juggernaut

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: white bearded keepsake machete boistinker



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Apoplectic Amethyst Nibblets



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Pearl friendly grandma



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: laughsome stage

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: cracking wild heaven brethren



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Excitant Garrison Really Tough Guy

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Canary persian

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Lascivious space

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Well-lubricated arousing lodge

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Brilliant confused pistol

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated arousing lodge

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: misanthropic coiffed mood gas station

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Nubile grizzly macaca



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: white bearded keepsake machete boistinker



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone half-breed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Excitant Garrison Really Tough Guy

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: low-t vivacious nursing home juggernaut

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: white bearded keepsake machete boistinker

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: sexy hospital

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: white bearded keepsake machete boistinker

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: sexy hospital

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone half-breed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Ruby big-titted bawdyhouse kitty

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: blue free-loading regret useless brakes



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: sexy hospital

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: cracking wild heaven brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: provocative pale hall

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Vibrant prole

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: stimulating burgundy ladyboy crackhouse

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: stimulating burgundy ladyboy crackhouse



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Brilliant confused pistol

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic effete dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: sexy hospital

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2)#49493859)