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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Splenetic purple range
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
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navy multi-colored business firm faggotry
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Pearl coldplay fan
  08/02/25
rip
cyan frozen state boltzmann
  08/02/25
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Splenetic purple range
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
shimmering immigrant travel guidebook
  08/01/25
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exhilarant greedy cuck lettuce
  08/01/25
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Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
garnet kitchen regret
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
harsh foreskin
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Overrated startled principal's office
  08/01/25
yes
harsh foreskin
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
harsh foreskin
  08/01/25
?
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Overrated startled principal's office
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
exhilarant greedy cuck lettuce
  08/01/25
Sick
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
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harsh foreskin
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Cracking indian lodge sex offender
  08/02/25
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Aromatic ultramarine stage
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
harsh foreskin
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
cyan frozen state boltzmann
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Cracking indian lodge sex offender
  08/02/25
Hdy
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Walnut Charismatic Theater Laser Beams
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
White telephone therapy
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Useless talented factory reset button space
  08/02/25
Titcr
laughsome twisted institution boiling water
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Useless talented factory reset button space
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
copper spot friendly grandma
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Useless talented factory reset button space
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
territorial underhanded athletic conference affirmative action
  08/02/25
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Vivacious light wrinkle
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Aphrodisiac Painfully Honest Field
  08/02/25
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red property
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
amber locus pozpig
  08/02/25
?
Cruel-hearted azn resort
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
up-to-no-good primrose stage community account
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Splenetic purple range

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: navy multi-colored business firm faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Pearl coldplay fan

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cyan frozen state boltzmann

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Splenetic purple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: shimmering immigrant travel guidebook

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy cuck lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: garnet kitchen regret

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: harsh foreskin

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Overrated startled principal's office

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: harsh foreskin

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: harsh foreskin

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Overrated startled principal's office

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy cuck lettuce

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: harsh foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Cracking indian lodge sex offender

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Aromatic ultramarine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: harsh foreskin

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cyan frozen state boltzmann

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Cracking indian lodge sex offender

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Walnut Charismatic Theater Laser Beams

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: White telephone therapy

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Useless talented factory reset button space

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: laughsome twisted institution boiling water

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Useless talented factory reset button space

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: copper spot friendly grandma

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Useless talented factory reset button space

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: territorial underhanded athletic conference affirmative action

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Vivacious light wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Painfully Honest Field

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: amber locus pozpig

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted azn resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good primrose stage community account

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)