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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:05 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Somehow I know this calendar girl turned i-banker; she has lots of dumb shit to say about Steve Jobs. Stay tuned, she may be becoming a guest columnist on marketwatch.
#1 Steven Paul Jobs. February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011. Gone but never forgotten. iLove you Steve! iLove. iLaugh. iDream. iBelieve because of YOU! Thank you for playing the game, how the game is supposed to be played. You legacy lives on every time iRun with my iPod jaming out to music off the iTunes store. Evevy time iDance with my iPad2 and everytime iWrite off my MacBook Pro.
Thank you, Steve. May you rest in peace you beautiful hearted man you, and your insanely beautiful mind.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122042)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:07 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Announcing her marketwatch guest columnist status to the world (I think):
Yeah America! Time to listen to some BLONDE POWER and a child in the eyes of many at 6 days from 25! Whoop! I am extremely out-of-the-box thinking and I can rival Paul Krugman from the NYT. First on the agenda: tribute to Steve Jobs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122057) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 5:13 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Other insane, non-JOBS related rants from calendar girl:
I am amused. When I posted in May on my blog about "cutting the chain" and leaving MarketWatch, it finally hit home what that post meant. I was writing it to myself to read it 5 months later. I will say it is a great free website to conduct social experiments and find out who has love and who is filled with hate. So I will quote myself from this morning, "The convictions we hold adored of our hearts, in disaster, in chains, in torture, in death, are put to the test with the fiendishly taunting of political corruption, mafia style management where endorsement of such sins allows us to climb the ladder, to get ahead. Such as life, the life of a "bankster" finding a way through the rat race to true freedom.
This, to me, is to have found success within the industry and hallowed halls of high finance. No Monday morning quarterbacking. The buck stops here." Here's to hoping tomorrow Dr. Greenspan and I both find our "George Bailey" moment.
Surrounded by love, down comforter bliss, and wrapped up in the most amazing pair of chiseled arms, I'm dreaming of a better tomorrow. There are some who see things and say, "why?" But I dream things that never were and say, "why not?" Truth be told, Ralph Waldo Emerson had it exactly right, "Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine." Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life! ♥
I take that back. I don't want to per se change the world. I just want to be a good wife. A good mom. A good person. An inspiration to the economics profession. I have to find the way out of this mess with Dr. Greenspan. And I believe in my heart of hearts we will. Because he is extremely smart and I am extremely huge on morality and together we just talk for hours on end. 5 hours yesterday! Today I ain't feeling it though. iCry. :( Not fun being a girl all the time augh...
When your heart trumps your intellect you have problems. End the Federal Reserve system and economic nirvana happens with exponential growth. Save the current system, break apart TBTF, impose losses on bondholders, Resurrect Glass-Steagall, and rewrite the charter of the Federal Reserve? All to save the reputation of one man? The paradox of having my heart on my sleeve and getting way too attached to people I find brilliant. The one picture that changed it all. October 23, 2008 Henry Waxman brutally ripping apart the scapegoat, Dr. Alan Greenspan, the man who destroyed America. But can one man really systematically destroy an entire economic system? Or, do we simply need to shift the economic paradigm? Feeling melancholy and grouchy, the joys of being a girl. Heart on my sleeve. "We were wrong." I hang my head in shame if that what history places judgement on.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122095) |
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:34 PM Author: vigorous mood preventive strike
still hawt?
EDIT: OFS!
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:19 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
One new perception, one fresh thought, one act of surrender, one change of heart, one leap of faith, can truly change your life forever. Hate less, love more. Big shout out to the best TSA agent in America, Allen at ORD for remembering me from 3 weeks ago and bringing me coffee, a smile and a much needed hug before flying home this morning at 6:15 am. Incredibly thankful to be back home with my family sounded by nothing but love. Not hate. Not banker bashing. Not bad energy. Just happy vibes, laughs, and love. ♥ ♥
For some reason it really pisses me off when people who don't work in financial services call everyone who does a "bankster." Just like it pisses me off when the same type talk shit about the US armed services. More so, when they hate on every public servant who has truly dedicated their life to others. I guess if the theory does not fit they throw a temper tantrum. Such a shame and waste... no wonder America is where it is today. Todd Harrison was right, "do what you love with people you respect while serving the greater good." ♥ ♥
Patrick come on, you know as well as I do, there are great people working for Goldman. :) I have my standards but it's like being called a "dumb blonde" every other week, eventually I get tired of hearing it. I reach a breaking point then go off on some unfortunate soul. Poor Bernanke I don't see how he sleeps at night. I'd have to cry myself to sleep putting up with all the crap he is taking.
I see you point Patrick, I think. Banksters have no heart or soul or capacity for empathy inside. Bankers and people like Todd Harrison, who hold themselves to a higher standard do, read his book if you haven't you will cry! :) Now to tear up Chichagio before I jet to LA tomorrow! :)
Smartest person I have ever had the PRIVILEGE to talk uncontrollably with: Alan Greenspan. Talk about a door opening and a vista of change to make a real difference in this field. I think I'll go home and cry right now. So humbled and happy I have to pinch myself. When minds go BOOM! ♥
Still surreal. I can't put it into words yet, this is just too exciting right now. I will say, he is the most brilliant mind I've ever been around. On the move of the Fed with twisting the yield curve and swapping $400 billion short-term for long-term, when I have time I'll get a blog post up or a note here on FB :)
And now I know... Industry burnout rates are so high because we have to work and deal with pompous overly-high testosterone alpha males whose hubris and cutthroat mantra just reduces a girl to tears. Men get mad they throw things. Women get mad, we cry ourselves to sleep. The knowledge that you've lived a life of dignity and didn't cut corners comes full circle when witnessing such a "bankster" jerk get punched in the balls knowing such a boy, not a man, totally deserves it.
"Enter "dumb blonde."
Mother Teresa famously said, "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hate, only more love." With trembling hands, and his eyes filling with tears, Grandpa Duke whispered into my ear, "When the world says hate, you love. Forget the haters they are a dime a dozen. Only love can change Wall Street."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122126) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 5:23 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Her thoughts on Jesus:
In terms of teaching in awe-inspiring power, purity, practicality, and unparalleled purpose, no teacher in the history of the world has, or ever will, come close to that of Jesus Christ. He was hated so that we might be loved and know love. He was condemned so that we might be forgiven. He was rejected so that we might be accepted. He never stopped loving. He didn't even go to college.... Going to bed with poo bear thankful for life, being a wife, and love. ♥
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
So true Patrick! But I won't be shining anyone's shoes. I might just do something crazy like court a few of my friends at Goldman and start our own fund to do what I really want in life, give back to America. Bottom up economic approach via venture capital for the little guy who is the soul of this country. Then there is my amazing husband Chris to thank for leaving me in a perpetual state of bliss. LOL! i'm still smiling too :-)
Patrick!!!! tipsy what are u doing ? haha shit we can raid bernanke tomorrow I have to go to chichagio to get another client for legg
lollll i am so runk i cant see wanna get chris and just have sexx right noe!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122294)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:51 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Okay, this is slightly funny:
Every single person I've talked with today is anti-Obama. I found this surprising considering NYC is supposedly ultra liberal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122321)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
As is this (note the "perspective client"):
'm flying to Zurich tonight out of Miami International to meet with a perspective client. Looking to build a partnership for investing his funds and possibly local economic development it is an exciting time in my life.
I get to revisit one of the world's most beautiful countries, Switzerland. While I plan on taking in the sights and sounds, I don't take such responsibility bestowed upon me lightly. I've got a job to do and I intend on closing this deal. With the full faith of my boss and faith in myself, I am finding something sacred in a vilified industry. The fact that we can all still make a difference in the lives of others.
I'll get more "real world" experience that will help me in my quest for writing my doctoral dissertation about the markets and morality. Just one more experience to help understand life behind the statistics, the rhyme behind the reason. Unlike just learning from a textbook and sitting in class... this is the real thing. As the world nears social unrest and riots it's all about finding something sacred.
With one last heartfelt hug and kiss for Chris after meeting for lunch, a smile from my boss and an endorsement of "go get em' tiger," I'm off to take the plunge into the scary world of international business, except this time, there will be no dad to back me up. Just me, myself and I, with a little help from the great man above (God). Philippins 4:13. Making it happen!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122331)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Caption to this photo reads:
My boss and I relaxing at a local hangout after an awful week! Pretty much best friends now even though I broke my own rule not going out after work with co-workers, but he is the exception! Learned so much about the financial markets, trading from the man himself! :-) The best boss I've ever worked for! <3 August 6, 2011
We make a dangerous crew! I'm his next "superstar fund manager."
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9KvOW-wmAOw/Tj80-eLdIkI/AAAAAAAAB4I/SMKDk3YgMDY/s1600/Bossmanandme.jpg
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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
More sketchy experiences with "the boss":
"After a brutal day at the office -- where I got slaughtered and caught up on the wrong side of the trade -- I can only smile knowing it was a humbling experience. Profanity laced tirades. Keyboards smashed. My own self reduced to tears. As I made my way to the elevator my boss called out to wait up. I turned around to face him. Clearly seeing I was extremely upset he gave me a hug and said "hang in there tiger, we need you! You don't win them all the time." Welcome to the world of finance."
Because giving you a hug after you've fucked up a trade is what bosses normally do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122358) |
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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:02 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Brother making seriously creepy remarks at her wedding:
Let’s get serious. Very few men can say their sister looks as good or better than Megan Fox. I can say that mine does. Even fewer can say that their baby sister is as smart as Einstein, better looking than Megan Fox, as funny as Larry the Cable Guy, as full of life as the Energizer Bunny and having as big a heart as Mother Teresa, but I can. And her cooking is not too shabby either.
From the day Lauren was born October 12, 1986 everyone in the family knew she would be a special kid. We just didn’t know how special. Now we all know. She’s smart. She’s funny. She makes me want to be a better man. Just look at her. Look at that smile. It is incorruptible. It’s scary to know she has immense cognitive abilities to match those Playboy bunny looks.... Lauren, you look gorgeous tonight. Stunning. A total bombshell. You are the best little sister a man could ask for. Thank You. Thank you for breaking every stereotype of “dumb blonds.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122382) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Genius post about quitting marketwatch, with lines like:
The past six years of my life had sent me to Tallahassee to Raleigh to Tampa, and somehow I landed in one of the biggest, baddest cities in the world: Baltimore.
The good times rolled like water cascading down from an unending waterfall.
The rant started out as a small group of people. It used the MarketWatch private message system and had a group discussion with about 25 people. We all became friends, or I'd hope we did, because we all knew each other on a first name basis.
And as of late, I've been consumed by feelings of guilt that I can't be everything Chris wants, and deserves, because I am busy freaking over the stupid economy or some troll off MarketWatch.
I have ambivalent views about it all now. Was it really worth all that time? Did I really make people smile? Did they appreciate my witty jokes, and pointed satire? Did people actually appreciate my postings or just giving out a "thumbs up" for my mug shot? I hope it was for the content and not just my pretty face. I hope I left a small legacy. I hope I had some people saying just wow the girl really can study and party and spend every Saturday attending the church of Bobby Bowden at Doak Campbell Stadium and still get the "big picture."
http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/05/cutting-chain-adios-mw-hello-my-life.html#comments
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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:48 PM Author: Chrome nibblets masturbator
Can you imagine how much the women in the Legg Mason office hate her?
Shrews will line up all day to shoot laser hate beams at her.
Some overweight, middle-aged secretary will spike her herbal tea with Ex-Lax.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122627) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 6:53 PM Author: autistic charismatic jap
This was the last thing my IBanking friend posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2Tnc3dgjw
Rate his prestige: Cambridge -> LSE -> GS, EM Trader @ 22
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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:56 PM Author: Chrome nibblets masturbator
She scored a 5-hour meeting with Alan Greenspan.
Greenspan wore his pajamas at the meeting like Hugh Hefner.
Lauren jiggled around Greenspan's office like one of Hef's girls then raced home to post on FB.
But Seminole Girl shouted out to her one true love in her poast so it's all good.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122684) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:04 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
She shares her thoughts on Marvin Gaye! note the interesting use of the adjective "mind-numbing."
And who can forget two classic love songs in Let's Get it On and Sexual Healing? "Oh, baby lets get down tonight. Oh, baby I'm hot just like and oven and need some lovin' " classic lyrics that still has the power to put a smile on the most cynical person's face. Marvin sang some of the most memorable pop music of all time. Songs like, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" and "If I should Die Tonight" are simply mind-numbing. While his life ended tragically when he was shot to death by his father, Marvin lives on in his music.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122713) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:07 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Thoughts on Inception, Bernanke, DiCaprio's supposed hotness:
I would so want to be in this movie with DiCaprio. We could do Inception on Ben Bernanke's mind! Perhaps get him to finally unleash the free market. What an amazing performance by DiCaprio. I still have a crush on him all these years since seeing Titanic.
To take a leap of faith requires something wholly original, cut from a new cloth. Perhaps the most powerful, thought-provoking, emotionally-charged cinema endings in the past ten years. Leonardo DiCaprio absolutely thrills in a performance of a lifetime. It also helps that DiCaprio is easy on the eyes. After re-watching this ending, I wonder, is the U.S. government in limbo? Why can't they wake up to reality. Why can't they take a leap of faith?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122729) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:12 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
INSPUHRASHONAL WORDZ, PROFOWND THAWTS:
As I stare out into the blistering cold of downtown Baltimore I wonder: will this city ever become big time again? Where does the world find the meaning of life? Where does humanity find solace in this world? As the gun shots pop and another life is senseless brought to an abrupt end. Where do we find peace in this world? For me it means cutting lose everything and everyone who wants to get in the way of the "big picture." Life is just too short. And I can't get through life without laughing, especially at myself.
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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:16 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
THAWTS ON THE METAFISICAL MEENING OF THE RAIN:
Just the other week I got caught running in the rain with Quincy. At first I screamed "son of a bitch" I am freezing and I am soaking wet... thanks just how I wanted to start my week. But the smell of a spring rain and getting rained on is just intoxicating and almost therapeutic. It somehow has the uncanny ability to capture the emotional sides of the human experience. As I made my way back to the apartment drenched, soaking wet, I could only laugh and think: this is life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122793) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:23 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
TALKING ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN HER MOUTH:
Oh but back to the crab. Yes, the jumbo lump crab cakes! I could go on for hours and hours about Heaven on a plate. An explosion of seafood goodness in my mouth, dunked in butter and cocktail sauce. Thank you crabs, no hard feelings.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122830) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:30 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
DERANGED PRAISE FOR CHRIS CHRISTIE:
Watching these two state Governors my heart just sings along, "Go Chris, Go! You can do it! Slash, burn, cut, gut, pummel, pound all the way to restoring fiscal responsibility I'm with ya babe all the way! Bust those Unions Scott make them scream!" Mahahahaha! Ahhh the sweet victorious taste of fighting for the taxpayer as arrived. Mr. Christie and Mr. Walker please take a bow! The commendable patriotic actions of Walker and Christie have sparked an exodus (and cowardly might I add) of Democratic state lawmakers in each state.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122870) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:35 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
STORY ABOUT A TIME SHE GAVE A SPEECH AND AN OLD DUDE OFFERED HER A JOB AFTERWARDS AND SHE WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER LOOKS OR "BUBBLY PERSONALITY OF CARASMATIC CHARM":
Recently, I gave a speech about the economic outlook regarding the Baltimore metropolitan area. I focused on local community development and mentoring the black community who are without caring parents. It was an awkward feeling. Standing in front of 110 businessmen and women who hold immense power over the reins of America's economy. At the age of 24 what could I possibly say to these people? How could I sway their opinion and get them to pour their heart and soul into localized development when I haven't had all that much job experience? Working at Hooters, on marketing campaigns, accounting, small business, and high finance I don't consider as having much experience at all.
Nevertheless, I gave my speech and sat back down as the next speaker got up and got their 15 minutes of fame. Afterwords, a businessman (who serves on the board of directors of a multinational corporation) came up and complemented me on my speech. It obviously hit home for him. His words have been playing in my mind ever since. "Lauren that was a great speech. You didn’t just attempt, you soared. You didn't just lull us to sleep with rhetoric, you awoke the childlike wonder inside of us. You didn’t just inspire with you determination, you thrilled with you grace, poise and ability. You managed to take a simple concept and passionately urge big businesses to do their part. (He chuckled and added more so than President Obama ever could) Your outlook on life -- the way we are suppose to live -- is infectious. If you ever need a job after you graduate, here is my card. Feel free to call us at anytime."
What a complement! Never before in my life had a person whom I had just met and shook hands with speak so highly of me. I'm not sure if it was my looks and bubbly personality of carasmatic charm that my father speaks about all the time, but something clicked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122886) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 7:44 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
HER BROTHER HITS ON HER SOME MORE (this is a real classic):
As Christina Aguilera belted out the National Anthem with overly dramatized and drawn out notes, wearing red lipstick blazing like a hickey on ones neck, she botched the lyrics of the song. I hung my head in shame. Augh!!!!!!! Muttering to myself, "Jesus is this really America? How could she face plant on the lyrics of America's song?" Matt [her brother] quickly shot back "Hey, she's human get over yourself. Just because you are a bona fide blonde and cut from the cloth of Aphrodite doesn't mean you should pick on Christina." He playfully flashed a quick smile and laughed. "I'm just trying to help you out Lauren. You are way too tense and uptight about everything. Yes, you have to be serious in life or you will get no where but it's not all doom and gloom. The economy is not the world. Sure, it dictates a lot of our daily actions but let it go. For Christ's sake, you are getting married in June. Have fun for just one night. And while I'm at it, who the heck knows the personal cell #'s of Marcus Allen and Tim Brown, among others? You have nothing to fret about! ENJOY the DAMN GAME!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122920) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 8:25 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
MOVED TO TEARS BY THE PRE-SUPER BOWL WORDS OF MICHAEL DOUGLAS, COMFORTED BY HER BROTHER/PARTNER IN INCESTUOUS JOLLITIES:
The Journey by Michael Douglas
"At times, it is a struggle. We witness it, we feel it, we live it. And through it all, generation after generation, we never give up. How could we? Can you imagine what life would be like if they didn't persevere during an era that was far from great ... If he never asked what we could do ... If he didn't dream ... If they did not show the world -- in our darkest days -- that our flag was still there. Tonight here we are united to see their journey. Two storied franchises. One founded by a shipping clerk and the Indian Packing Company. The other named after the proud steel mills that forged this great nation. Green Bay and Pittsburgh -- where the game of football is in their blood. This is so much bigger than just a football game. These two teams have given us the chance for one night, not only to dream, but to believe. This is a celebration of their journey -- of our journey."
I thought to myself how touching, how incredibly moving. Thank You, Michael Douglas! Poignant. Powerful. It brought a tear to my eye. I experienced a wave of nostalgia. Here we are. Here we stand. Deeply divided over partisan bickering. A nation that seemed invincible decades earlier but now finds itself in stormy waters. A drifting ship. Matt looked over at me almost daring me to start talking deficit spending and spinning it economically. "Just enjoy the game, Lauren. I know your mind is racing right now about how to save the whales and the bald eagles, but let it go sis. Let it go."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123120)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:27 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
AFTER BROTHER HITS ON HER/LIGHTLY NEGS HER ABOUT HER OBSESSION WITH PUBLIC POLICY, CALENDAR GIRL EXPLAINS HER OBSESSION WITH "OUR COLLECTIVE FUTURE," BROTHER REPLIES THAT SHE'LL MAKE A "HOT MOM":
Peter had long since fallen asleep in my lap. I picked him up and carried him into the kitchen. Matt was saying goodnight to the other friends he had invited over. As he turned around he smiled when he saw me holding his son. I looked up at him and said, "You want to know why I get so emotional all the time... why I care so much about our collective future? Peter. That's why I care. Because they don't deserve this. And I know you care too since your the one with 2 children. I just don't want to look back and say we could have done something about it. Do you get it now?"
Matt's eyes pierced right into the bottom of my heart. No words were needed. No words were spoken. We both understood. He nodded his head in agreement then took Peter from my arms. As he headed up stairs he called out, "See you in the morning. By the way you're gonna be just fine, you and Chris. You'll make a great mom. And a hot one at that!" Followed by laughter. Indeed, a brother calling me a bona fide blonde cut from the cloth of Aphrodite and laughing. He just wants what's best for me, the baby of the family.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123140) |
Date: October 7th, 2011 8:33 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
RESPONDS TO CRITICS OF HER PROSE STYLE:
My critics say I write with too much pointless verbosity, banal platitudes, and uncontrolled emotions that sometimes get the better of me. And I admit sometimes that do indeed mess with my head. But the point is getting it all down, then looking over and say did I really just say that? What do others think? But alas, I'm just crazy and venting here. Like always just a girl trying to make sense of this world.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123191) |
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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:21 AM Author: aromatic fighting stead
Hooters
Hooters Girl · Apr 2005 to May 2009 · Tampa, Florida
Summer job in high school and college to pay the bills, tuition and books. Tip money was crushing the bank account, good times! :)
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Date: October 7th, 2011 10:41 PM Author: Chrome nibblets masturbator
Girl doesn't need these extra degrees.
She should go straight to Wall Street.
Or if she's feeling frisky, stay on the train and go on to Greenwich.
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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:37 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
I mean, I have nothing against the implants but she'd be a lot hotter if her face weren't plastic too. In fairness, she has her moments:
http://imgur.com/5iGjF
http://imgur.com/jjR8E
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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
HER SOLUTION TO THE ECONOMIC CRISIS: I-BANKERS' WIVES SHOULD DEMAND FEWER GIFTS:
Again, I go back to 2002 Congressional testimony by the man everyone loves to hate: Dr. Alan Greenspan. Greenspan correctly points out the problem, "An infectious greed seemed to grip much of our business community. Our historical guardians of financial information were overwhelmed. Too many corporate executives sought ways to "harvest" some of those stock market gains. As a result, the highly desirable spread of shareholding and options among business managers perversely created incentives to artificially inflate reported earnings in order to keep stock prices high and rising."
Therein is the crux of the problem. Greed. For better or for worse, everyone is greedy. This too begs the question will the women of Wall Street please stand up? Or will it take the marauding hordes of shotgun-toting vigilantes who wish nothing more than to make the streets of the Wall and Broad St run red with the blood of banksters to change our ways?
Just as Duke said only love can change an industry fallen from grace, perhaps only women can get flamboyant cowboy bankers back in line. Go home to your wife not with the next $5,000 necklace from Tiffany’s, or a new pair of Christian louboutins, just go home. Give her a hug. A smile (genuine one at that). A kiss. Heck, maybe a lot of kisses.
The non-superficial wife will understand. Because the best gifts don't come with ribbons, they don't come in boxes or bags. The best things in life are free. It's not gifts or a new dress that makes women smile, it's time. It's running in the rain. Singing in the shower. Holding hands in the dark. Being tackled to the ground by an overly-hyper dog. Laughing until snot comes out of our nose. And yes, crying or screaming, laughing too, for all the right reasons (sorry hall neighbors we are rowdy and wild). Time is truly the world's most precious commodity. Where we spend that time is up to each bankster.
Of course, the bankster can argue the merits of having to provide for their stuck-up wife because she is a stay at domestic house goddess and does nothing. Or, women can change their stuck up ways and spark a revolution. Starting with the simple yet paradoxical phrase, "I don't need your money, just your love."
But we have reached the end of the road as traders are indeed paid to be greedy. Often times demanded by giddy clients or even pressure from home to shower snobby, stuck-up females with gifts. And yes, to be brutally honest, "looks" do still very much sell and get your hired in this economy (cough).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139338) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 3:32 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
SENDS POLICY PAPERS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA, GETS NO REPLY (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?):
I have sent 2 papers on how I would go about breaking the banks and restructuring the economy to President Obama, Senators Dodd, Gregg and Shelby nothing has changed. I talked with members of the Senate Banking Committee (Judd Gregg & Richard Shelby) and nothing has changed....
The worst part about President Obama is he is wasting, and effectively throwing away this nations scarcest resource, human talent. Those of us in graduate school (who follow this or care about the country) want to desperately help speed the recovery up, rebuild this nation on solid foundation but are repeatedly ignored. This should NOT be about your own personal ego trip or about getting even with Republicans or Democrats. This should be about doing what is right for this nation. Unfortunately, President Obama is oblivious to the ticking time bomb or even considering viable suggestions from the public.
I didn't vote for President Obama in 2008, I won't vote for him in 2012, but I am willing to offer solutions to the problems and talk with members of congress. We all want to see this nation succeed but current policy makers are so pig-headed it's hard to get anything done right.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139890) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 3:55 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
GETS DEPRESSED, TAKES COMFORT IN HER LOOKS, GETS DEPRESSED AGAIN:
So many people, family members and friends say I'm far too pessimistic about the future. They say I should smile, "be happy" and stop worrying about the future, to live in the moment. "You're young, you have your entire life ahead of you, go have fun" uncle Gary says. "Beauty and brains is a deadly combo Lauren" says another friend. My dad sends me a text on my blackberry that reads, "Don't forget to smell the roses and don't be a doomer, Love you!" Who knows maybe I am too pessimistic, but my gut says I'm not. Sometimes life just seems like chapters of goodbyes, and broken dreams. After all, life is like a novel with the end ripped out, isn't it? The start of every sleepless night. The first of every tear I'm gonna cry.
The first thing many people say to me after first talking is "damn your smart for a blonde how did you get so lucky?" Was it sheer luck or hard work for the past 5 years? I'd like to think it was a combination of both. Many say I'm too nice to everyone, even complete strangers, I always give someone the benefit of the doubt. I try to look at the good things in life, to see the good in everyone. Yet as the recession drags on I've become more cynical especially to anyone who works in finance or from the federal government. What I cannot get over is how the financial system was saved at an enormous costs to taxpayers and how they are still hiding losses. The banking industry would like the us to smile and be happy. Maybe entice the sheep put on some classic Marvin Gaye - how can anyone not love Marvin?- and The Temptations listening to "Ain't too proud to beg."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139938) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 3:01 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
LAUREN RESPONDS ON FB (MAYBE?):
Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time that
can be most fully used! I'm just too happy and in too good of a mood right now to really care about insignificant people! Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142160) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 3:13 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
LAUREN DRESSES AS PIRATE FOR HALLOWEEN, BUT ON-DISPLAY SILICONE RUINS PERIOD LOOK:
I hear the Captain calling my name!!!!!
Captain Morgan rum girl lol ;-)
http://imgur.com/7LJiE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142224) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 6:51 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
LAUREN PASSIVELY-AGGRESSIVELY BRAGS ABOUT HER INCOME, CLAPS BACK AT HATERZ WHO THINK HER INCOME MAKES HER "EVIL":
Interesting fact: According to the IRS, 144,103,375 individual income tax returns were filled. Anyone earning $380,354 (adjusted gross income) or more annually qualifies for membership in the top 1%. I'm not trying to rub salt in an open wound but wow... less than I expected to be considered "elite." $113,799 per year is considered the top 10%. Well I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Oh the evil rich. What a shame it is to go to graduate school and use everything God gave you to join the evil top 10% and 1%.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143545) |
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Date: October 10th, 2011 7:50 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
BIBLICAL LESSONS MIXED WITH SHOTGUNNING BEERS AND MAKING THAT SNOT COME OUT OF OUR SURGICALLY ENHANCED NOSES:
Coming home after suffering a market bashing is not fun. Opening the door with tear stained eyes only to find the dog has crapped all over the tile or raided the trash is not fun. But it is life itself. We are suppose to be happy. We are suppose to be wild and free and laugh until snot comes out our nose or burp really loudly after shotgunning a beer. We're suppose to live for the mental Kodak moments in life like falling down the stairs or out of the chair only to be pounced on by the dog and snouted in the face as he slobbers all over you until you roll over and laugh until tears run down your face.
And as of late it's just not happening. America is mentally depressed. But it is my fervent belief that everything happens for a reason. We have to keep on walking. Often times we walk in the dark as we "walk by faith, not by sight." (2 Corinthians 5:7). No one ever said it was going to be easy. And many times you just have to cry in the shower and scream out loud "Why God...? Why!?"
Even today, when we want to hate those in government or worse, wish death upon them, we cannot wish them dead, maybe out of office but not dead. Romans 12:19 says, "Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay," says the Lord."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143959) |
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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:39 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
OBLIQUELY REFLECTS ON HER FIANCE CHEATING ON HER 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE WEEEEEEEEEDING:
(Directed at fellow Americans, my friends and family who know me true, and especially to Chris)
Finding Solace In Solitude
We no longer have to ask ourselves if we are approaching a state of emergency. We are in the midst of it, right here and now, and we expect the future to mirror the past.... It is in the midst of this dark world that we are invited to live and radiate hope. Is it possible? Can we become light, salt, and leaven to our brothers and sisters in the human family? Can we offer hope, courage, and confidence to the people of this era? Do we dare break through our paralyzing fear? Will people be able to say of us, "See how they love each other, how they serve their neighbor, and how they pray to their Lord?" Or do we have to confess that at this juncture of history we just do not have the needed strength or the generosity? How can we live in hope so as to give hope? And how do we find true joy?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145710) |
Date: October 10th, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
LAUREN TRIES HER HAND AT ROMANCE NOVEL SOFTCORE PORN:
As I faced him again he smiled and ran his grizzly bear hands down my back, pulling me close.
He gently, tenderly caressed my breasts and just stared in awe at me. His 6' 3'' 235 pound chiseled frame was an imposing figure of brute force, power, and a sex drive that would rival even the best. I could only look into his eyes and smile. "Is that all for tonight?" I teased. He grabbed my waist and deftly flipped me up and over onto his shoulder.
"Damn Chris for someone who just rocked my world you still have lots of energy." I laughed. A smug, self-satisfied smile broke across his face.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145869) |
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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
I was kind of wondering how a person with a job publicly recounts the first night of her married life. Or what husband would let his wife do that. I mean, parts are flattering to him, but stuff like this:
I arched my back as my hand gripped the bed sheets, hanging on for life. WOOOSSSSHHH!!!! I screamed his name again and again before melting into pure euphoria again, and again, and again. The sweat was pouring off him. His abs tightened up, his hands tensed, and with one final push and a low moan he collapsed onto the bed in pure exhaustion. Mission accomplished.
I wouldn't want to be public.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146135) |
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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
Another WINNING teaser:
A euphoric buzz permeated the air. It had nothing to do with the tequila or the food I just ate it was something else. Something rooter deeper in my heart I was after. I looked up into Chris’ eyes and I saw a collective longing, a wishfulness in those beautiful green eyes. They carried a chummily sacredness about them. I stood on my tiptoes and kissed him.
"rooter deeper"
"chummily sacredness"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146185) |
Date: October 11th, 2011 9:38 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
OLDIE BUT GOODIE (MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN LONG POST):
Mother Teresa famously said, "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hate, only more love." With trembling hands, and his eyes filling with tears, Grandpa Duke whispered into my ear, "When the world says hate, you love. Forget the haters they are a dime a dozen. Only love can change Wall Street."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147358) |
Date: October 11th, 2011 9:48 AM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
LAUREN ARTICULATELY REVIEWS A CARIBBEAN HOTEL:
The resort staff and our own private butler put a whole new meaning to the phrase, "genuinely caring and compassionate staff." So far they have set the gold standard for the noblest aspect of hospitality of any resort I've ever stayed in.
LAUREN WRITES A TORTURED PARAGRAPH ABOUT MARRIAGE:
We've made a successful foray into the married life. Total commitment to one in our short-attention-span culture where familiarity breeds contempt is to join the ranks of America's traditional family structure. A husband. A wife. Madly in love where no words are needed, but two hearts whisper, "I love you."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147391) |
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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:36 AM Author: aromatic fighting stead
WAAH WAAH WAAAAH
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And here I sit. Tears running down my face, crying. Never would I have imagined a simple blog post about the passing of Apple CEO Steve Jobs posted on this blog (HERE) and on Facebook would spark the rage of a Duke University graduate and a current Georgetown student. He picked and ripped apart my quirky southern writing, my cynical views of the world, my appearance, my marriage, and my friends. He passed judgement, demonized my way of life, denounced my accomplishments, and assumed I went the slut way to get ahead.
I was flooded with over 5,000 page views in 24 hours, far surpassing the usual 4,000 a month I get. They called me crazy, a whore, a "glorified sales bitch." I was mocked for my belief in God. They called me stupid, dumb, a pathetic joke... and maybe I am. But what I don't understand is the hate, the rage, the indignation of this Duke University graduate and the others who have taken part in completely making fun of everything about me and my personal blog. I get it, just a dumb blonde...
I was made fun of for hanging about "black gangsters" meeting the likes of Ray Lewis, Marcus Allen and Tim Brown, all of whom are great football players but even better men. I was mocked for not following a particular ideology. Not a democrat or a republican but for supporting some of both political parties. Even my status updates on Facebook were ridiculed, my humor misunderstood, my "treasure trove" of 2 line "darkest before the dawn" thought brutally laughed at. But it was never about garnering that kind of audience, the one that only wishes to leave hateful comments, on anonymous message boards.
It annoyed me. It irritated me. And finally I've just thrown my hands up and sit here with tears running down my face. I was considering deleting the entire blog and starting over. Because nothing I say or do will ever win the approval of someone whom I've never personally met. And I've always been a sunny-side-of-life girl, even if I don't agree with a view point I'm not going to hate (although my writing comes off as such).
I was even told to get all my musings about life and put them into Halmark cards to bring some joy into life, although they mocked me for just being a complete idiot, truly a paradox.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147724) |
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Date: October 16th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: Exhilarant indian lodge
Brother, I don't get all this 'not dumb' bullshit. Is she fuckable? Yes. Is she smart? Hell fucking no. She doesn't understand half of what she talks about in her 'specialty' and clearly just purges talking-points that lack substance. And she's obviously not intelligent with having pictures of people caressing her tits, stories of fucking her husband, and dressing up like a whore at an office party and thinking the attention she gets from bosses twice her age are due to her brains.
She's hot, but she's faux smart. And honestly, that's worse than just plain not smart.
But who knows, maybe she's a really nice person in real life and it just comes off as contrite on her blog or whatever due to poor writing. I'll hold off on making an absolute judgement about her based on this limited sample but by that same token, it's 100% a mistake to say she's smart.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19180494) |
Date: October 18th, 2011 11:18 AM Author: curious cerise sex offender base
ROFFFFLES AT HER PRAISE FOR JOHN BOEHNER (CALLS HIM ANTI-WALL STREET)
Perhaps the real shocker of the night was Rep. John Boehner, the next speaker of the House. A 20-year veteran of the House and the fiery leader of the House Republicans for the last four years, Boehner has made a name for himself in criticizing the President at every turn. The first person in his family to ever attend college, he worked his way through night school as a janitor. One of twelve children (I'm one of five) living in a two bed room house in Cleveland where his parents slept on a pullout couch. Talk about a humble beginning.
Boehner called for a new era of change in Washington, saying it was time to roll up their sleeves. Pledging to America that the peoples agenda would be their agenda, I was highly skeptical. But as the speech progressed I knew he meant every heartfelt word. When Boehner was ending his speech, you could literally see his often collected, calm, and confident demeanor cracking under the raw emotion of the situation. And when he began talking about the chasing the American Dream, genuine tears of joy flowed. Touching a raw nerve within me, it was clearly a BEAUTIFUL sight to see a grown man not afraid to cry. In that final two minutes, John Boehner accomplished what President Obama never could: he dedicated himself to the America people.
You could hear it in his voice and see it in his eyes. I have a new cautiously optimistic vibe and a new-found sense of respect for John Boehner. Not because he cried on national TV and meant it, but because I believe he is willing to serve the American people. Putting the common good before individual glory. Knowing what it truly means to accomplish the American Dream. Knowing that the time is now to act to save this once great nation from collapse. And it's a beautiful thing, isn't it? I believe it is. When the new Congress becomes unconditionally dedicated to pouring their collective heart and soul into helping solve our problems, with the American people, America will cry tears of joy with Rep. Boehner. And it will truly be worthy of celebration.
When our elected representatives in the Congress stop the favored deals to special interests and reigns in Wall Street's excessive power, true freedom will be reached. When the average person on the street realizes that for the first time, in a long time, America demands so much more, and we all pitch in, we will reach our destination. But it is a long road, and a painstaking endeavor not for the faith of heart. If we truly want to celebrate economic freedom and prosperity, we stand united as one against Wall Street, corrupt multinationals and the schemes that do not put America first. For country. For honor. For pride. America awaits the people who embrace the challenge, the ones who dare to put everything on the line. No guts, no glory. America waits for true patriots to answer the call and get into the fight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194005) |
Date: October 19th, 2011 10:52 AM Author: naked dark headpube hunting ground
This is the most fake human being I've ever seen. Fake tits, fake personality, fake Christian, more or less fake job, pseudo-intellectual, the list goes on.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19201055)
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Date: October 20th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: Stimulating Charcoal Bawdyhouse Ceo
NEW BLOG:
"As more and more Americans lose their jobs I only except the number to go higher."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19211421) |
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