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silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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mustard 180 trailer park half-breed
  11/23/21
hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
180
Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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comical persian
  11/28/21
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pontificating henna gaming laptop messiness
  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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ivory floppy cruise ship
  11/23/21
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boyish selfie
  11/23/21
The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Abusive Rehab
  11/23/21
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startling stubborn famous landscape painting
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
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sable razzle parlor
  11/23/21
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pontificating henna gaming laptop messiness
  11/23/21
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flatulent dingle berry
  11/26/21
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odious twinkling clown forum
  11/19/24
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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ultramarine locale goal in life
  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
boyish selfie
  11/23/21
prestigious
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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ultramarine locale goal in life
  11/23/21
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sable razzle parlor
  11/23/21
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Cheese-eating indian lodge
  11/24/21
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Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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hyperactive costumed den rigor
  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
lol
hyperactive costumed den rigor
  11/23/21
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hairraiser shitlib
  11/23/21
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Motley Sneaky Criminal Jewess
  11/23/21
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Ebony casino headpube
  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
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Disrespectful Locus Weed Whacker
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
Insanely creepy mental disorder
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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ultramarine locale goal in life
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
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mind-boggling navy round eye
  11/23/21
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Provocative rough-skinned step-uncle's house
  11/23/21
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Trip Brindle Theatre Party Of The First Part
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
lmao
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Lascivious Personal Credit Line
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/24/23
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ivory floppy cruise ship
  11/23/21
an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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claret institution
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
lmfao
sable razzle parlor
  11/23/21
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Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
obsidian frum corn cake
  11/23/21
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mustard 180 trailer park half-breed
  11/24/21
jfc
Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  11/24/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/24/23
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Pearl Crackhouse
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
lmao
Pearl Crackhouse
  11/23/21
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sooty set volcanic crater
  11/23/21
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emerald impertinent athletic conference
  11/23/21
:(
flirting hilarious senate new version
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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boyish selfie
  11/23/21
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hot laughsome lay
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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ultramarine locale goal in life
  11/23/21
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federal office
  11/27/21
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brilliant theater degenerate
  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Spruce stag film
  11/23/21
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Abusive Rehab
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
Claire TP
startling stubborn famous landscape painting
  11/23/21
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Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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Adventurous lavender police squad
  11/25/21
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white swollen menage
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
180
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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cobalt prole area
  11/24/21
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comical persian
  11/28/21
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Concupiscible Market Halford
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Concupiscible Market Halford
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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soul-stirring rigpig pervert
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
180
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Thriller piazza
  11/25/21
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hairraiser shitlib
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
LMAO
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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flirting hilarious senate new version
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Milky Fanboi
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
lol
Milky Fanboi
  11/23/21
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seedy sienna affirmative action
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Deranged principal's office
  11/25/21
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Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
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Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
obsidian frum corn cake
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
Wine mewling station factory reset button
  11/23/21
180
Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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ungodly garrison
  11/24/23
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amber university
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
Mildly autistic dog poop box office
  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Ebony casino headpube
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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Racy Boltzmann Kitty Cat
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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Mildly autistic dog poop box office
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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flirting hilarious senate new version
  11/23/21
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vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
...
Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
pontificating henna gaming laptop messiness
  11/23/21
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Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Charismatic point doctorate
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
boyish selfie
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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garnet gay wizard
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
contagious burgundy chapel reading party
  11/23/21
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Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine
  11/23/21
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garnet gay wizard
  11/24/23
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seedy sienna affirmative action
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
seedy sienna affirmative action
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
no ragrets
seedy sienna affirmative action
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
tyft
Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
180
Wine mewling station factory reset button
  11/23/21
...
obsidian frum corn cake
  11/23/21
lol
Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
180 billion
Cerise ticket booth
  11/24/21
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cobalt prole area
  11/24/21
...
Razzle-dazzle trust fund
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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hairraiser shitlib
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Deranged principal's office
  11/25/21
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big school
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Cerebral lemon parlour partner
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
mods
Cerebral lemon parlour partner
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
hairraiser shitlib
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Spruce stag film
  11/23/21
...
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Swashbuckling regret dilemma
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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bearded location
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Umber center milk
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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boyish selfie
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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charcoal toilet seat
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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charcoal toilet seat
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Apoplectic indecent abode
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Spectacular mood
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
great thread
Disrespectful Locus Weed Whacker
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
Alcoholic pozpig address
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
lmfao
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Spectacular mood
  11/23/21
...
Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
...
Wine mewling station factory reset button
  11/23/21
...
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
...
Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
lol
Spruce stag film
  11/24/21
...
Frozen legal warrant
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
Pearl Crackhouse
  11/26/21
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bearded mentally impaired coffee pot queen of the night
  11/16/23
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Insanely creepy mental disorder
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Insanely creepy mental disorder
  11/23/21
love these threads
Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Spruce stag film
  11/24/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/25/21
...
At-the-ready indirect expression heaven
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Spruce stag film
  11/24/21
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cobalt prole area
  11/24/21
...
Abusive Rehab
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Spectacular mood
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
Abusive Rehab
  11/23/21
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Deep aqua stage
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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boyish selfie
  11/23/21
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Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
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vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
180 sir
Deep aqua stage
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
brilliant theater degenerate
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
Spectacular mood
  11/23/21
...
Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
...
Honey-headed Temple
  11/23/21
...
Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
...
boyish selfie
  11/24/21
...
vivacious balding gas station
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
Abusive Rehab
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
lol
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
...
Amethyst fragrant twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Amethyst fragrant twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
thirsty orchid lodge
  11/23/21
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Aphrodisiac idiotic mad cow disease
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
TY
Aphrodisiac idiotic mad cow disease
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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beady-eyed property gunner
  11/23/21
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Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
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out-of-control indigo stage newt
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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out-of-control indigo stage newt
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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irate dead national mexican
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
stirring orange site
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
stirring orange site
  11/23/21
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Cerise ticket booth
  11/29/21
divisive af.
Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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mind-boggling navy round eye
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
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glassy sandwich dragon
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
glassy sandwich dragon
  11/23/21
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Appetizing hall
  11/23/21
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mind-boggling navy round eye
  11/23/21
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Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Grizzly unholy telephone death wish
  11/23/21
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multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/24/21
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Dashing hell tank
  11/24/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
mind-boggling navy round eye
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
silver hyperventilating brunch
  11/23/21
oh god
mind-boggling navy round eye
  11/23/21
...
multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig
  11/23/21
...
Internet-worthy pea-brained space
  11/23/21
...
Spruce stag film
  11/24/21
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
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hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not put in a position of prominence because people are intentionally being mean to her

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Pearl Crackhouse

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: brilliant theater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494872)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Abusive Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: startling stubborn famous landscape painting

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Adventurous lavender police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: white swollen menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: cobalt prole area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: comical persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Market Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Market Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigpig pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic pozpig address

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Thriller piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: hairraiser shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: flirting hilarious senate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Milky Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Milky Fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: seedy sienna affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Deranged principal's office

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: obsidian frum corn cake

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Wine mewling station factory reset button

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: ungodly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: amber university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dog poop box office

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Ebony casino headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Racy Boltzmann Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dog poop box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: flirting hilarious senate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: pontificating henna gaming laptop messiness

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Charismatic point doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: boyish selfie

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: garnet gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: contagious burgundy chapel reading party

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: garnet gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: seedy sienna affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: seedy sienna affirmative action

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: seedy sienna affirmative action

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic pozpig address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic pozpig address

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic pozpig address

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Wine mewling station factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: obsidian frum corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: cobalt prole area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: hairraiser shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Deranged principal's office

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: big school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Cerebral lemon parlour partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Cerebral lemon parlour partner

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: hairraiser shitlib

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling regret dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: bearded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Umber center milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: boyish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: charcoal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: charcoal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic indecent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring aggressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful Locus Weed Whacker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic pozpig address

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: Wine mewling station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Spruce stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Frozen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Pearl Crackhouse

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: bearded mentally impaired coffee pot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Spruce stag film

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready indirect expression heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: cobalt prole area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Abusive Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Abusive Rehab

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Deep aqua stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: boyish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Deep aqua stage

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: brilliant theater degenerate

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Spectacular mood

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: boyish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Abusive Rehab

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Amethyst fragrant twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Amethyst fragrant twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: thirsty orchid lodge

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiotic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiotic mad cow disease

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed property gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: out-of-control indigo stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: out-of-control indigo stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: irate dead national mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: stirring orange site

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: stirring orange site

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling navy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: glassy sandwich dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: glassy sandwich dragon

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling navy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Grizzly unholy telephone death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling navy round eye

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling navy round eye

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: boyish selfie

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Frozen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: diverse cordovan state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: diverse cordovan state

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: glittery maroon wagecucks field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: glittery maroon wagecucks field

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: Fighting Bawdyhouse French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Fighting Bawdyhouse French Chef

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: hideous nibblets juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: Appetizing hall

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: flesh cruel-hearted range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Appetizing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: flesh cruel-hearted range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Chestnut Titillating Wrinkle Spot

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Drab exhilarant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Drab exhilarant kitchen

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Abusive Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: bespoke rose depressive base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Opaque excitant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Opaque excitant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: passionate flushed public bath love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Frozen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Cerebral lemon parlour partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Cerebral lemon parlour partner

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Cerebral lemon parlour partner

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Dark Theater Stage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: Drab exhilarant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Frozen legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Adventurous lavender police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: Adventurous lavender police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Deranged principal's office

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Appetizing hall

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: Pearl Crackhouse

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Dashing hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: flatulent dingle berry

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Doobsian Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: federal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz haunted graveyard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz haunted graveyard home

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz haunted graveyard home

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pea-brained space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz haunted graveyard home

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: vivacious balding gas station

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Cerise ticket booth

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: vivacious balding gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Curious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: bearded mentally impaired coffee pot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: multi-colored haunting nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: garnet gay wizard

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: silver hyperventilating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Clownhaired man in No chicks, only boys t-shirt tp (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#49427890)