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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
thriller queen of the night gas station
  11/22/17
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fragrant field marketing idea
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Pale yapping national security agency toaster
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Pale yapping national security agency toaster
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
spectacular messiness
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
chest-beating ticket booth haunted graveyard
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
carmine geriatric filthpig lay
  11/22/17
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aromatic maize abode
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
drab irate idiot set
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Claret philosopher-king
  11/22/17
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charismatic potus
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
twisted soul-stirring french chef useless brakes
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Pale yapping national security agency toaster
  11/22/17
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Cream appetizing native
  11/22/17
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carmine geriatric filthpig lay
  11/22/17
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drab irate idiot set
  11/22/17
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lilac multi-colored stage love of her life
  11/22/17
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sapphire locale
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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drab irate idiot set
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Navy stain home
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Navy stain home
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
carmine geriatric filthpig lay
  11/22/17
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Buck-toothed mediation bawdyhouse
  11/22/17
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amber fiercely-loyal cruise ship
  11/22/17
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sapphire locale
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
Mildly autistic sanctuary therapy
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
sooty double fault hell
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Chestnut newt place of business
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Curious windowlicker
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Navy stain home
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Cracking state
  11/22/17
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Embarrassed to the bone ebony nowag immigrant
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
Buck-toothed mediation bawdyhouse
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
seedy lake quadroon toilet seat
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
sapphire locale
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Chestnut newt place of business
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
sapphire locale
  11/22/17
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Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: thriller queen of the night gas station

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: fragrant field marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Pale yapping national security agency toaster

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Pale yapping national security agency toaster

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: spectacular messiness

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: chest-beating ticket booth haunted graveyard

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: carmine geriatric filthpig lay

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: aromatic maize abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: drab irate idiot set

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Claret philosopher-king

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: charismatic potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: twisted soul-stirring french chef useless brakes

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Pale yapping national security agency toaster

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Cream appetizing native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: carmine geriatric filthpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: drab irate idiot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: drab irate idiot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Navy stain home

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Navy stain home

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: carmine geriatric filthpig lay

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mediation bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: amber fiercely-loyal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sanctuary therapy

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: sooty double fault hell

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Chestnut newt place of business

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Curious windowlicker

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Navy stain home

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Cracking state

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ebony nowag immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mediation bawdyhouse

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: seedy lake quadroon toilet seat

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: sapphire locale

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Chestnut newt place of business

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: sapphire locale

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vigorous Indian Lodge Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#49220312)