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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
erotic mexican
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
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erotic mexican
  07/15/25
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Exciting out-of-control parlour
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Doobsian histrionic senate
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
infuriating nowag
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
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Marvelous gold trailer park toilet seat
  07/15/25
should he not?
Azure awkward stage foreskin
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
Mfcr
infuriating nowag
  07/15/25
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sadistic orchid mad cow disease
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
Exciting out-of-control parlour
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
Exciting out-of-control parlour
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
infuriating nowag
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Dead whorehouse
  07/15/25
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Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
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Confused Indian Lodge Antidepressant Drug
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Odious Black Plaza Digit Ratio
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Salmon Costumed Shrine
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
sadistic orchid mad cow disease
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
shaky den generalized bond
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Salmon Costumed Shrine
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
pea-brained brunch
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Vibrant crystalline theater organic girlfriend
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
dull anal market
  07/15/25
he crushed
erotic mexican
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
canary police squad
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
infuriating nowag
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
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contagious circlehead
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
infuriating nowag
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Dead whorehouse
  07/16/25
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Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Autistic doctorate water buffalo
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Smoky Mental Disorder
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
sadistic orchid mad cow disease
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
infuriating nowag
  07/16/25
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Dead whorehouse
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: erotic mexican

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: erotic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Exciting out-of-control parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Doobsian histrionic senate

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: infuriating nowag

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Marvelous gold trailer park toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Azure awkward stage foreskin

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: infuriating nowag

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: sadistic orchid mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Exciting out-of-control parlour

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Exciting out-of-control parlour

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: infuriating nowag

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Confused Indian Lodge Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Odious Black Plaza Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Salmon Costumed Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: sadistic orchid mad cow disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: shaky den generalized bond

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Salmon Costumed Shrine

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: pea-brained brunch

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vibrant crystalline theater organic girlfriend

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dull anal market

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: erotic mexican

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: canary police squad

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: infuriating nowag

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: contagious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: infuriating nowag

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Dead whorehouse

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Autistic doctorate water buffalo

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Smoky Mental Disorder

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: sadistic orchid mad cow disease

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: infuriating nowag

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: sadistic orchid mad cow disease

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Dead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2)#49107203)