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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
purple beady-eyed coldplay fan
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Mind-boggling library associate
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
shaky foreskin
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Mind-boggling library associate
  07/26/25
LOL
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
Useless Antidepressant Drug National
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
duck-like location
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
wonderful frozen rigor
  07/26/25
See my order below
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
duck-like location
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
milky nibblets
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
shimmering nubile point
  07/26/25
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milky nibblets
  07/26/25
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Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
Stubborn dark turdskin striped hyena
  07/26/25
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Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Mind-boggling library associate
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
ruddy genital piercing stage
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
duck-like location
  07/26/25
Yeah
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
lascivious roast beef
  07/26/25
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Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
lascivious roast beef
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
lascivious roast beef
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
lascivious roast beef
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop
  07/26/25
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Mind-boggling library associate
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/26/25
...
Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/26/25
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Fishy candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
odious fluffy theater telephone
  07/26/25
cq
Mind-boggling library associate
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed coldplay fan

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling library associate

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: shaky foreskin

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling library associate

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Useless Antidepressant Drug National

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: duck-like location

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: wonderful frozen rigor

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: duck-like location

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: milky nibblets

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: shimmering nubile point

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: milky nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Stubborn dark turdskin striped hyena

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling library associate

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: ruddy genital piercing stage

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: duck-like location

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: lascivious roast beef

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: lascivious roast beef

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: lascivious roast beef

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious roast beef

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Fishy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Grizzly twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: odious fluffy theater telephone

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling library associate

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant orchestra pit dog poop

It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2)#49143354)