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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
dashing house ape
  07/10/13
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splenetic fortuitous meteor new version
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stimulating corner travel guidebook
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out-of-control base
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
slate nubile goyim
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/24/14
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odious arrogant office boltzmann
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
frum glittery native
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
frum glittery native
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
frum glittery native
  10/25/14
yea, yep
slate nubile goyim
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
At-the-ready University
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
frum glittery native
  10/25/14
180
insane skinny woman den
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
frum glittery native
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
odious arrogant office boltzmann
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
insane skinny woman den
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Geriatric Theater Stage Genital Piercing
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
frum glittery native
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
bright erotic stage
  10/25/14
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odious arrogant office boltzmann
  11/14/14
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Tan Alpha
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  11/21/16
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: dashing house ape

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: splenetic fortuitous meteor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: stimulating corner travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: out-of-control base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: slate nubile goyim

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: frum glittery native

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: frum glittery native

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: frum glittery native

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: slate nubile goyim

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready University

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: frum glittery native

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: insane skinny woman den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: frum glittery native

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: insane skinny woman den

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Geriatric Theater Stage Genital Piercing

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: frum glittery native

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: bright erotic stage

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Tan Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: galvanic space brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: citrine racy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Mint site

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: citrine racy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic space brethren

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Judgmental exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Electric Range

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Sticky Azure Pozpig Turdskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: pearly rehab

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: hideous cerebral point

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Adventurous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Frisky crimson macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: pearly rehab

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic bawdyhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: odious arrogant office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Lime Theatre Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Adventurous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49331937)