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Reality, Sorry Fags: You Lost at Life if You + Family Weighs < 1000 lbs

This is at adulthood. In my family I've got my wife and my ...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
You have zero family LOL at your life
Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000...
mauve national puppy
  08/03/25
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Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
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Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlie...
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you kee...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing th...
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
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zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to ...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is no...
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. ...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoyi...
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese"...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
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Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/04/25
wasn't joking
mauve national puppy
  08/04/25
I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my bo...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
WORLDSTARRRRRR
Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
...
Outnumbered bright dopamine jap
  08/03/25
Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years l...
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything...
Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?
razzmatazz obsidian box office
  08/03/25
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razzmatazz obsidian box office
  08/03/25
my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.
zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into
Canary kitty space
  08/03/25
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zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rel...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
...
Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise ...
zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gon...
Silver Self-centered Station
  08/03/25
He needs to join me on the wegovy march
anal juggernaut
  08/03/25
the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt
Fear-inspiring Dingle Berry
  08/03/25
OP hasnt responded to this. odd case
zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
...
zombie-like flushed pozpig
  08/03/25
I don’t think you really get what’s going on wit...
Amber Offensive New Version
  08/03/25
CSLG fails this one afaik
navy place of business
  08/03/25
CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That m...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown ...
navy place of business
  08/03/25
So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it wo...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway
navy place of business
  08/03/25
I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family a...
Silver Self-centered Station
  08/03/25
...
Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life
  08/03/25
you can take care of me baby
anal juggernaut
  08/03/25
Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking ...
fragrant chestnut library french chef
  08/04/25
great thread
aphrodisiac medicated legal warrant
  08/03/25
...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/03/25
...
Wonderful Bearded School Indirect Expression
  08/03/25
...
Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse
  08/04/25
Is this an impostor disco fries?
hyperventilating patrolman house
  08/04/25


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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

This is at adulthood.

In my family I've got my wife and my daughter. Adult weights for them are about 210-220 lbs in sum. Then there's me and my three boys. Weight at adulthood is well over 800 lbs for us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153075)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

OP crossing the threshold on his own, brave!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153077)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life

You have zero family LOL at your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153081)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: mauve national puppy

he doesn’t need to include extra people to get to 1000 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153198)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153200)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153259)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

Are you seriously recycling the joke I made two posts earlier you methed up retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153397)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

No. He's saying that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds if you keep living life the way that you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153543)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

Scroll up tubs, my post was about you currently eclipsing that mark solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153547)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153549)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

That might have been your view, brother, but benzo chose to turn the mirror in a different direction. Check his poast up above. You're staring at yourself, brother, not me. I know it's shocking, but those are your man titties. Not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153550)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

You’re morbidly obese and apparently the blubber is now clogging your brain and ruining your reading comp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153552)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

You made a joke. Mymanides shifted the subject back to you. Benzo ran with it and said that YOU will exceed 1,000 pounds. Please explain to me what I am missing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153569)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

This guy is now running low IQ schtick in addition to annoying approval seeking schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153571)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

I think it's more interesting to study the layers and layers of PURE COPE in your threading, brother. Is everything alright? Are you okay? You know there are hotlines that you can call if you feel like you need help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153583)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

(Guy studying the layers of a 15 layer dip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153589)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

At least 14 of those layers aren't "daddy's cheese" my man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153950)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49154826)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mauve national puppy

wasn't joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49156350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

I'm 6'5" and yes I've got some excess weight, but my boys will all be over 6' and they will weigh more than 200 lbs. You're a bigger dude with good genes and you could have had phenomenal progeny and provided them with all of the advantages in this life. You traded it all for a watered down boulevardier at the Hotel Byblos pool at 11pm on a Tuesday evening in July.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153130)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life

WORLDSTARRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered bright dopamine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153451)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

Brother I am a rich, tall, white male I have like 50 years left to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153465)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life

Your dad is rich, you're (((white))), you fail at everything you do and you're VAXXED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz obsidian box office

u whine like a little bitch all the time, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153620)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz obsidian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153361)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig

my family of 5 is collectively under OP's weight alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153083)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Canary kitty space

Surely he knew what he was (slowly) walking into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153086)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153088)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

At least I walk with the pride and knowledge that others rely on me for their survival. It's stressful, but it's also the zest of life for a real man. One might say I'm even on the path to find the joie de vivre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153162)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153165)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig

ur a walking heart attack. your wife is gonna have to raise 4 kids on her own if you dont diet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153203)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Silver Self-centered Station

Are you attacking another heeb’s gollum? I’m gonna tattle to your rabbi daddy and he’s going to tell your wife not to fuck you (as he sniffs her dirty panties you gave him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153241)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: anal juggernaut

He needs to join me on the wegovy march

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153244)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Dingle Berry

the joie de livre-mo BTFO the bon vivant itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153235)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig

OP hasnt responded to this. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153468)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: zombie-like flushed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49154005)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Amber Offensive New Version

I don’t think you really get what’s going on with birthrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153103)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: navy place of business

CSLG fails this one afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153141)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

CSLG brings on the day for his family and 50+ others. That means he gets to count their respective weights for this weight threshold. He's lifting tons and tons. He's doing just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153149)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: navy place of business

Suuuure, champ. When he sees this thread he’ll Disown you imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153175)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse

So what man? If I never talk to CSLG again in my life, it won't matter. If he shuns me that doesn't change that I lead a successful family of 6 and that I derive purpose from actually being successful. Regardless of what my bank account says.

I also want to take care of more people, I genuinely do, and I'm working on that. I want to be the man. I want to lift 100 or 1,000 or 10,000 tons if I can.

I'd never want to waste my resources and power on getting drunk in St-Tropez and bragging to others about how I had 95 J fares last year on my AA account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153187)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: navy place of business

CSLG doesn’t employ white male goyim anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153195)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Silver Self-centered Station

I appreciate how you vacillate between viewing your family as objects of resentment or objects of pride depending on the thread theme

Key is that, no matter what, they are objects. Ornaments for your ‘success’ or regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153197)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Bonkers Locale Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153212)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: anal juggernaut

you can take care of me baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153246)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: fragrant chestnut library french chef

Maybe you should take care of about 180 lbs first by taking the magic eat less shot. Then you can think about being around long enough to take care of anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49154832)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac medicated legal warrant

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153222)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153358)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Bearded School Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49153395)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Jade very tactful background story meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49154642)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman house

Is this an impostor disco fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757740&forum_id=2)#49156503)