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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Heady business firm mexican
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
citrine heaven stain
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Lemon Comical Sweet Tailpipe Faggot Firefighter
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Heady business firm mexican
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
crusty bonkers nursing home
  12/15/25
...
Concupiscible stage telephone
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Garnet indian lodge
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Garnet indian lodge
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Mischievous hilarious gay wizard public bath
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
cambodia town
chrome brunch scourge upon the earth
  12/15/25
...
aphrodisiac arrogant boiling water
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
...
aphrodisiac arrogant boiling water
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
crystalline church building faggotry
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
ruby tattoo
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Dark trump supporter casino
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
ruby tattoo
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
crystalline church building faggotry
  12/15/25
...
Anal Curious Masturbator
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Transparent vibrant mother
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
vivacious obsidian pit
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Beady-eyed blue stag film
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
stimulating mentally impaired gunner
  12/15/25
...
blathering maroon range trust fund
  12/15/25
...
talented tank
  12/15/25
...
swollen peach kitchen
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
internet-worthy godawful nibblets skinny woman
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
stimulating mentally impaired gunner
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
medicated gas station
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
stimulating mentally impaired gunner
  12/15/25
...
Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse
  12/15/25
yes, so
medicated gas station
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
sticky ratface
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
chrome brunch scourge upon the earth
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
sticky ratface
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Crawly parlour
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Transparent vibrant mother
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
chrome brunch scourge upon the earth
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Crawly parlour
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
talented tank
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
medicated gas station
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Transparent vibrant mother
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Haunting sable house
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
talented tank
  12/15/25
...
Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
chrome brunch scourge upon the earth
  12/16/25
...
Haunting sable house
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Heady business firm mexican
  12/16/25
OKay
salmon nofapping cruise ship wagecucks
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Claret Doctorate
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Glittery Hyperventilating Piazza
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Claret Doctorate
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Dashing slate set mediation
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
stimulating mentally impaired gunner
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
impertinent cumskin
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Marvelous submissive legend
  12/17/25
tp
Sick foreskin
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Heady business firm mexican

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: citrine heaven stain

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Lemon Comical Sweet Tailpipe Faggot Firefighter

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Heady business firm mexican

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: crusty bonkers nursing home

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Garnet indian lodge

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Garnet indian lodge

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mischievous hilarious gay wizard public bath

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chrome brunch scourge upon the earth

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac arrogant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac arrogant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: crystalline church building faggotry

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: ruby tattoo

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Dark trump supporter casino

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ruby tattoo

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: crystalline church building faggotry

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Anal Curious Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Transparent vibrant mother

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian pit

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed blue stag film

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: stimulating mentally impaired gunner

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: blathering maroon range trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: talented tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: swollen peach kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy godawful nibblets skinny woman

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: stimulating mentally impaired gunner

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: medicated gas station

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: stimulating mentally impaired gunner

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: medicated gas station

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sticky ratface

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: chrome brunch scourge upon the earth

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: sticky ratface

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Crawly parlour

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Transparent vibrant mother

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: chrome brunch scourge upon the earth

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Crawly parlour

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: talented tank

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: medicated gas station

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Transparent vibrant mother

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Haunting sable house

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: talented tank

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Amethyst useless brakes crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: chrome brunch scourge upon the earth

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Haunting sable house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Heady business firm mexican

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: salmon nofapping cruise ship wagecucks

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Claret Doctorate

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Glittery Hyperventilating Piazza

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Claret Doctorate

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing slate set mediation

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: stimulating mentally impaired gunner

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: impertinent cumskin

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Marvelous submissive legend

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Sick foreskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515807)