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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel
| excitant brilliant native | 12/29/15 |
| Talented tantric university | 12/29/15 |
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| Cobalt electric pocket flask | 12/29/15 |
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| tan exciting ticket booth pervert | 12/29/15 |
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| violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive | 12/29/15 |
| Cobalt electric pocket flask | 12/29/15 |
| violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive | 12/29/15 |
| Cobalt electric pocket flask | 12/29/15 |
| excitant brilliant native | 12/29/15 |
| Cobalt electric pocket flask | 12/29/15 |
| violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive | 12/29/15 |
| tan exciting ticket booth pervert | 12/29/15 |
| Slate cowardly organic girlfriend | 12/29/15 |
| flushed mischievous boiling water | 12/29/15 |
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| Talented tantric university | 12/29/15 |
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| Floppy Principal's Office Black Woman | 12/29/15 |
| Cobalt electric pocket flask | 12/29/15 |
| flushed mischievous boiling water | 12/29/15 |
| Slate cowardly organic girlfriend | 12/29/15 |
| self-centered racy nursing home macaca | 12/29/15 |
| federal chrome resort turdskin | 12/30/15 |
| violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive | 12/29/15 |
| red pontificating theater stage | 12/30/15 |
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| nubile hairy legs | 12/30/15 |
| excitant brilliant native | 12/30/15 |
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| Khaki vigorous stage | 12/30/15 |
| tan exciting ticket booth pervert | 12/30/15 |
| flushed mischievous boiling water | 12/30/15 |
| flushed mischievous boiling water | 01/02/16 |
| Slate cowardly organic girlfriend | 12/30/15 |
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| flushed mischievous boiling water | 12/30/15 |
| marvelous hell | 01/11/16 |
| brass locale quadroon | 11/05/20 |
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| bungulator | 12/13/25 |
| Saffron home | 11/05/20 |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: excitant brilliant native You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.
Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.
Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.
Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:
a) six cans of turkey chili b) two liters of diet coke c) a bunch of bananas |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Talented tantric university b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29480979) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481594) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29480970) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: metal psychic c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29480973) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Beady-eyed white mad cow disease a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29480975) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: tan exciting ticket booth pervert a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29480989) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM Author: Talented tantric university Next chapter please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481133) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: excitant brilliant native I can', A & B ar tied :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481164) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481212) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: Talented tantric university Fine I change my vote to A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481216) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive a
provides nutrition and wont let you starve |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481285) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481289) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: excitant brilliant native You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".
Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.
After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.
While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili
a) facebook b) ashemaletv c) chaturbate d) drudgereport |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481296) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive c for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481299) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: tan exciting ticket booth pervert C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481311) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: Slate cowardly organic girlfriend c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481436) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water Xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM Author: Khaki vigorous stage chaturbate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482189) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Talented tantric university C! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481291) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: Talented tantric university NEXT CHAPTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481403) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Floppy Principal's Office Black Woman everyone in this thread unzips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481469) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481596) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481589) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: Slate cowardly organic girlfriend Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481713) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM Author: self-centered racy nursing home macaca no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481748) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: federal chrome resort turdskin lol ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482097) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: violet razzle-dazzle chapel depressive he is busy doing tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29481804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: red pontificating theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482070) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Cobalt electric pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: nubile hairy legs Topic has amazing potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482091) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: excitant brilliant native You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.
You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.
Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.
It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.
You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?
1) Military 2) Police 3) Education 4) Computer Science |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: federal chrome resort turdskin 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482210) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: nubile hairy legs I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482211) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Khaki vigorous stage police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482227) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: tan exciting ticket booth pervert 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482232) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482337) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29505583) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: Slate cowardly organic girlfriend 4 and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29482377) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: Slate cowardly organic girlfriend Wake up and post please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29483717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: flushed mischievous boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29488970) |
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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: marvelous hell 18000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#29570485) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM Author: brass locale quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#41284039) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM Author: provocative pearly area next chapter please! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#41284068) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM Author: bungulator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#49506318) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM Author: Saffron home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2)#41284137) |