The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
BAM! You have been issued one (1) hacksaw.
| Laughsome Light Locus | 07/24/25 |
| Maroon Theatre | 07/24/25 |
| Laughsome Light Locus | 07/24/25 |
| Laughsome Light Locus | 07/31/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/02/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 24th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Laughsome Light Locus BAM! You are given one (1) rust-covered hacksaw and placed in a locked room with a perfect, weeping replica of your greatest personal failure.
The replica has your father’s eyes and begs you to reconsider your life choices.
You have 24 hours to sever its neck.
Succeed, and you receive $7M tax-free, lump-sum.
Fail, and the replica becomes your new roommate. Indefinitely.
GUN TO HEAD. U MUST CHOOSE. |
Date: July 24th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Maroon Theatre I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2)#49128491) |
 |
Date: July 24th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Laughsome Light Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2)#49128517) |
|
Date: July 31st, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Laughsome Light Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2)#49146406) |
|
Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754264&forum_id=2)#49151192) |