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Why does it hurt so bad man
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy charismatic locus foreskin

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious selfie

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Cerise Messiness Potus

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Unhinged Chapel



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Unhinged Chapel



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: vivacious disgusting parlour



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring tanning salon

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Reading Party Native

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring tanning salon

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Reading Party Native

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired home



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Milky Resort Liquid Oxygen



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: titillating domesticated principal's office



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: onyx faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Startled Senate

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Misanthropic Site Famous Landscape Painting

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser hilarious persian

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: onyx faggot firefighter

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser hilarious persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Marvelous godawful temple



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Crawly Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: titillating domesticated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: onyx faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Nubile Odious School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Startled Senate



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: wild stead cuckold



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Unhinged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Doobsian national security agency double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: shivering infuriating business firm immigrant

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Unhinged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Marvelous godawful temple

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Slimy factory reset button state



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired home



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Slimy factory reset button state



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: 180 swollen institution ratface



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Stirring associate



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: chest-beating talented station international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Twinkling flatulent ticket booth incel



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Provocative heaven really tough guy



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Slimy factory reset button state



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2)#49245727)