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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
costumed contagious rigor
  06/30/25
100%
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
costumed contagious rigor
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Scarlet Useless Chad Giraffe
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
cr
charismatic base trust fund
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
brass hospital codepig
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
violet pit feces
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
...
violet pit feces
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Curious lake shitlib gaming laptop
  06/30/25
?
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
LMAO
charismatic base trust fund
  06/30/25
🧐
territorial messiness location
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Submissive Boltzmann
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
misanthropic mexican psychic
  06/30/25
link?
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Submissive Boltzmann
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
charismatic base trust fund
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
topaz sticky ceo resort
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
ungodly dilemma
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
ungodly dilemma
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
ungodly dilemma
  06/30/25
yes
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
ungodly dilemma
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
topaz sticky ceo resort
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
B46*
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Fear-inspiring public bath
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Fear-inspiring public bath
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Fear-inspiring public bath
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Claret federal party of the first part spot
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
topaz sticky ceo resort
  06/30/25
tcr
costumed contagious rigor
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
violet pit feces
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
costumed contagious rigor
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
stirring glassy trailer park
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
territorial messiness location
  06/30/25
😏
topaz sticky ceo resort
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
costumed contagious rigor
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
pearly tripping university
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: costumed contagious rigor

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: costumed contagious rigor

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Useless Chad Giraffe

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic base trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: brass hospital codepig

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: violet pit feces

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: violet pit feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Curious lake shitlib gaming laptop

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic base trust fund

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: territorial messiness location

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Submissive Boltzmann

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: misanthropic mexican psychic

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Submissive Boltzmann

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: charismatic base trust fund

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: topaz sticky ceo resort

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: ungodly dilemma

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: topaz sticky ceo resort

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring public bath

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring public bath

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring public bath

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Claret federal party of the first part spot

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: topaz sticky ceo resort

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: costumed contagious rigor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: violet pit feces

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: costumed contagious rigor

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: stirring glassy trailer park

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken sneaky criminal

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: territorial messiness location

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: topaz sticky ceo resort

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: costumed contagious rigor

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: pearly tripping university

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061936)