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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
soul-stirring pale menage
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
copper jew set
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Insanely Creepy Odious Brethren
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
soul-stirring pale menage
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Razzle peach abode
  12/15/25
...
Boyish parlour
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Carmine talented toilet seat
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Carmine talented toilet seat
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
saffron trump supporter
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
cambodia town
lake big-titted cuckoldry
  12/15/25
...
mahogany exhilarant brunch
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
...
mahogany exhilarant brunch
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
greedy kitty
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Cheese-eating house roast beef
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
vibrant marketing idea
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Cheese-eating house roast beef
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
mauve boistinker ape
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
mauve boistinker ape
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
greedy kitty
  12/15/25
...
Aphrodisiac wine mood
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
bearded turdskin
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Aquamarine stirring public bath volcanic crater
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Pearl Cumskin
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Laughsome property corn cake
  12/15/25
...
fragrant idea he suggested rigpig
  12/15/25
...
medicated pocket flask
  12/15/25
...
stimulating alpha stage
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Vivacious Love Of Her Life Principal's Office
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Laughsome property corn cake
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
grizzly violent affirmative action partner
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Laughsome property corn cake
  12/15/25
...
mauve boistinker ape
  12/15/25
yes, so
grizzly violent affirmative action partner
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
dark insane water buffalo
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
lake big-titted cuckoldry
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
dark insane water buffalo
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
pearly home genital piercing
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
bearded turdskin
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
lake big-titted cuckoldry
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
pearly home genital piercing
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
medicated pocket flask
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
grizzly violent affirmative action partner
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
bearded turdskin
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
cracking indigo hospital toaster
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Heady crawly dragon
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
medicated pocket flask
  12/15/25
...
mauve boistinker ape
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
lake big-titted cuckoldry
  12/16/25
...
cracking indigo hospital toaster
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
soul-stirring pale menage
  12/16/25
OKay
supple sickened indirect expression center
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Scarlet 180 den
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Racy hairy legs
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Scarlet 180 den
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Sienna diverse stead
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Laughsome property corn cake
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
painfully honest thriller mother state
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Heady crawly dragon
  12/17/25
tp
marvelous theater scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale menage

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: copper jew set

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Odious Brethren

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale menage

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle peach abode

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Boyish parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Carmine talented toilet seat

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Carmine talented toilet seat

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: saffron trump supporter

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lake big-titted cuckoldry

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: mahogany exhilarant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mahogany exhilarant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: greedy kitty

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating house roast beef

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant marketing idea

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating house roast beef

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mauve boistinker ape

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: mauve boistinker ape

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: greedy kitty

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bearded turdskin

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine stirring public bath volcanic crater

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Pearl Cumskin

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Laughsome property corn cake

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: fragrant idea he suggested rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: medicated pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: stimulating alpha stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Love Of Her Life Principal's Office

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Laughsome property corn cake

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: grizzly violent affirmative action partner

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Laughsome property corn cake

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: mauve boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: grizzly violent affirmative action partner

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: dark insane water buffalo

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: lake big-titted cuckoldry

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: dark insane water buffalo

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: pearly home genital piercing

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: bearded turdskin

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: lake big-titted cuckoldry

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: pearly home genital piercing

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: medicated pocket flask

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: grizzly violent affirmative action partner

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: bearded turdskin

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: cracking indigo hospital toaster

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: medicated pocket flask

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: mauve boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: lake big-titted cuckoldry

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cracking indigo hospital toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale menage

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: supple sickened indirect expression center

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Scarlet 180 den

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Racy hairy legs

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Scarlet 180 den

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sienna diverse stead

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Laughsome property corn cake

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: painfully honest thriller mother state

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Heady crawly dragon

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: marvelous theater scourge upon the earth

tp

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