\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
pontificating multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
obsidian stage
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
deranged meetinghouse
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
deranged meetinghouse
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
deranged meetinghouse
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Bespoke thriller hospital private investor
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
obsidian stage
  08/09/18
Dachshund
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
obsidian stage
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Titillating House Puppy
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
Same.
misanthropic milk boiling water
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
charismatic market
  08/09/18
...
harsh cracking orchestra pit
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Frisky kitchen
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Frisky kitchen
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Floppy Kitty
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Amethyst Odious Travel Guidebook
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
harsh cracking orchestra pit
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Aphrodisiac location associate
  08/09/18
...
Bat-shit-crazy Excitant Locus Headpube
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Ultramarine center shitlib
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Fragrant university
  08/09/18
...
Bat-shit-crazy Excitant Locus Headpube
  08/09/18
Cr
Crusty mustard set
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Ultramarine center shitlib
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
vivacious stag film
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
misanthropic milk boiling water
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Swollen wonderful alpha
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
House-broken Irradiated Ape Round Eye
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Vengeful Place Of Business Toilet Seat
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
provocative flesh state macaca
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
autistic theater stage
  08/09/18
Sick
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Drunken Free-loading Pit
  08/09/18
...
razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Overrated stock car patrolman
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
vivacious stag film
  08/09/18
...
pale bearded theater
  08/09/18
...
Supple Cerise Box Office
  08/09/18
...
Hilarious tanning salon kitty cat
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Marvelous ticket booth
  08/09/18
...
comical useless brakes corner
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Ultramarine center shitlib
  08/09/18
interesting
Supple Cerise Box Office
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
buck-toothed demanding sanctuary
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Lemon bonkers chapel
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Aphrodisiac location associate
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583449)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: pontificating multi-billionaire

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588682)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: obsidian stage

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583452)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583461)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: deranged meetinghouse

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583470)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583478)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: deranged meetinghouse

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583508)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583537)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: deranged meetinghouse

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583555)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Bespoke thriller hospital private investor

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585409)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: obsidian stage

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583474)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583481)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: obsidian stage

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583485)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Titillating House Puppy

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583458)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583465)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: misanthropic milk boiling water

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588692)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: charismatic market

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583484)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: harsh cracking orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584262)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Frisky kitchen

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583502)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583533)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Frisky kitchen

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583535)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Floppy Kitty

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583516)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Amethyst Odious Travel Guidebook

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583540)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: harsh cracking orchestra pit

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584265)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac location associate

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585375)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Excitant Locus Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584291)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine center shitlib

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585347)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Fragrant university

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588718)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Excitant Locus Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584293)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Crusty mustard set

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584370)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine center shitlib

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585342)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious stag film

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: misanthropic milk boiling water

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588699)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Swollen wonderful alpha

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583526)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: House-broken Irradiated Ape Round Eye

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583539)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Vengeful Place Of Business Toilet Seat

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583553)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: provocative flesh state macaca

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583569)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: autistic theater stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583588)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Drunken Free-loading Pit

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584374)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Overrated stock car patrolman

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585351)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: vivacious stag film

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585356)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: pale bearded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585360)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Supple Cerise Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588678)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#48749704)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446073)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584378)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: comical useless brakes corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584388)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine center shitlib

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585338)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Supple Cerise Box Office

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585385)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed demanding sanctuary

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Lemon bonkers chapel

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588675)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac location associate

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#48749719)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446165)