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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
flirting black woman menage
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Passionate corner
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Sable voyeur
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Red confused piazza
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Sable voyeur
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Red confused piazza
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
big-titted deer antler clown
  04/08/25
that's rude
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
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aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
high-end wagecucks
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
exciting hyperactive stain
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
flatulent gunner library
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Red confused piazza
  04/08/25
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aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/08/25
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Red confused piazza
  04/09/25
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aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/09/25
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aromatic honey-headed tattoo
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Soul-stirring deranged theater messiness
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Primrose pontificating travel guidebook native
  04/09/25
Ty
Red confused piazza
  04/09/25
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multi-colored ultramarine rigpig locus
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
racy chocolate tanning salon boiling water
  04/09/25
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Red confused piazza
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
medicated indigo background story azn
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Red confused piazza
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Red confused piazza
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
apoplectic kitchen
  05/02/25
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Red confused piazza
  05/12/25
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Red confused piazza
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Red confused piazza
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Primrose pontificating travel guidebook native
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Red confused piazza
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Sable voyeur
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Red confused piazza
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Sable voyeur
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Metal bipolar casino
  06/03/25
...
Red confused piazza
  06/26/25
OP?
Red confused piazza
  06/27/25
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Red confused piazza
  07/09/25
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Red confused piazza
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: flirting black woman menage

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate corner

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Sable voyeur

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sable voyeur

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: big-titted deer antler clown

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: high-end wagecucks

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive stain

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: flatulent gunner library

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: aromatic honey-headed tattoo



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring deranged theater messiness

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Primrose pontificating travel guidebook native

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: multi-colored ultramarine rigpig locus



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: racy chocolate tanning salon boiling water

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: medicated indigo background story azn

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: apoplectic kitchen

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Red confused piazza

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Primrose pontificating travel guidebook native

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Red confused piazza

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Sable voyeur

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Red confused piazza

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sable voyeur

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Metal bipolar casino

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Red confused piazza

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Red confused piazza



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Red confused piazza



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