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Catholicism is an utter abomination

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Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
MMCA
dashing gunner
  03/25/18
what exactly is your problem with it
heady parlor
  03/25/18
Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
god's will, duh
Soggy vibrant foreskin boiling water
  03/25/18
we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they des...
heady parlor
  03/25/18
Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholic...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
They don’t. They go to limbo.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  11/04/25
Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT
Lavender Stag Film Fanboi
  03/25/18
Protestantism seems much more “chill”
Chrome yapping twinkling uncleanness electric furnace
  03/25/18
What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their...
Opaque Thriller Lodge Athletic Conference
  03/25/18
Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so...
Lavender Stag Film Fanboi
  03/25/18
I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gn...
Opaque Thriller Lodge Athletic Conference
  03/25/18
Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died fo...
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
lol
Chrome yapping twinkling uncleanness electric furnace
  03/25/18
...
Maize beta mexican hospital
  03/25/18
*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
wow thoughtful response
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reas...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
blank all of these posts
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
Lol absolutely not
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc
cheese-eating spectacular potus party of the first part
  03/25/18
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grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
Lol
cheese-eating spectacular potus party of the first part
  03/25/18
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motley confused karate location
  03/25/18
Martin Luther done here
Cracking pale weed whacker
  03/25/18
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hyperventilating demanding sweet tailpipe heaven
  03/25/18
focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just...
motley confused karate location
  03/25/18
(Buddhist Christian)
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. ...
motley confused karate location
  03/25/18
That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christia...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that tru...
motley confused karate location
  03/25/18
christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to...
Red preventive strike
  03/25/18
it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't c...
heady parlor
  03/25/18
if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering...
Red preventive strike
  03/25/18
but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those thi...
heady parlor
  03/25/18
then what do we need the church for. i've always said th...
Red preventive strike
  03/25/18
Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, m...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you a...
heady parlor
  03/25/18
Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of th...
Red preventive strike
  03/25/18
180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. Th...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit u...
Buff Slimy Codepig Native
  03/25/18
cr see subthread above
grizzly indian lodge sex offender
  03/25/18
Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroache...
Crusty Gay Wizard Water Buffalo
  03/26/18
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fear-inspiring state
  10/22/25
All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other L...
spruce institution
  10/22/25
Convinced you have no real world experience with anything yo...
Startling Swashbuckling Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House
  10/22/25
this is one of the dumbest posts ive ever seen
bird bird
  11/04/25
If you compare orthodox, conservative reformed, Catholic, Ma...
Drunkard
  11/04/25
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bird bird
  11/04/25
SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation ...
misanthropic ape circlehead
  10/22/25
Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of tra...
Startling Swashbuckling Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House
  10/22/25


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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685761)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: dashing gunner

MMCA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685768)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: heady parlor

what exactly is your problem with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685817)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685916)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Soggy vibrant foreskin boiling water

god's will, duh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685987)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: heady parlor

we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they deserve to go to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686066)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholicism chooses this as it's position is telling of its culttture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687826)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


They don’t. They go to limbo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49402572)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Lavender Stag Film Fanboi

Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35685995)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Chrome yapping twinkling uncleanness electric furnace

Protestantism seems much more “chill”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686104)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Opaque Thriller Lodge Athletic Conference

What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their metaphysical doctrines are reassuring and comforting to those trapped in the earthly vale of tears. Why, exactly, is it a good thing that we are thrust into existence to play some kind of moral game in which our souls are always in danger of damnation? The very idea that there is a 'grand order' to things is just as terrifying as the alternative, if not more so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686096)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Lavender Stag Film Fanboi

Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so much more sense if he hates us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Opaque Thriller Lodge Athletic Conference

I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gnostic interpretation of 'God'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686111)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died for ur sins so it doesn’t even matter if u have faith. Also our churches are dying”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686114)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Chrome yapping twinkling uncleanness electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35686242)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Maize beta mexican hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687830)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687833)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

wow thoughtful response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688067)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reason why tradition is shit. Seems relatively thoughtful for a sectarian spat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688076)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688084)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted with the Catholic emphasis tradition and practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688093)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688101)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus after 36 hours)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688111)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

blank all of these posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688116)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

Lol absolutely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688123)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: cheese-eating spectacular potus party of the first part

Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688098)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688132)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating spectacular potus party of the first part

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688083)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: motley confused karate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688172)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Cracking pale weed whacker

Martin Luther done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688194)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating demanding sweet tailpipe heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688220)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: motley confused karate location

focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just contemplate how the order in the universe is good, and try to be good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687836)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

(Buddhist Christian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687851)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: motley confused karate location

i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. we can see that the universe is orderly & good though, and take solace that whatever happens is probably also good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687879)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christian supposition, as far as I can tell. It gets at the heart of the relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687894)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: motley confused karate location

sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that truly yearn to return to god without excessively entangling themselves in bodily pleasures etc. you seemed more interested about other sorts of souls upthread, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35687907)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Red preventive strike

christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to do was "seek God's forgiveness" and everything was cool

it meant that bad people could do bad things over and over and as long as they said a few hail marys everything was copacetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: heady parlor

it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't care about whether you're genuinely repentant or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688117)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Red preventive strike

if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering in the first place, why should it matter if you have your fingers crossed when you say "sorry" and then go do it all again

you're either wicked or you're not. churches figured out that calling bad apples bad apples tended to reduce the cash flow, so that part had to go. indulgences were nice when needed as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688140)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: heady parlor

but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those things unless you sincerely repent of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688146)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Red preventive strike

then what do we need the church for.

i've always said that I love Jesus and I hate the church. God knows my heart and sees my deeds and that's all that matters. I don't need 500 other faggots judging the sincerity of my devotion and piety. the hypocrisy of the modern church on virtually every issue is why it will be dead in our lifetimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688159)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, meeting people and taking your kids to something wholesome. It serves only an ancillary doctrinal function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688178)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: heady parlor

if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you along the path of virtue so that you are more likely to recognize your sinfulness and repent and then avoid relapsing. also to provide the Sacraments and a community for believers, and to help carry out what Christ commanded we do to help the less fortunate.

admittedly the Church is pretty fucked up these days, so your local church may not do a good job of those things. in that case it gets rather thorny, especially if "find a better church" is out of the question. Catholic doctrine obligates you to attend Mass even if your local church is pretty fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688193)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Red preventive strike

Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of things that were utterly retarded in 21st century America, which, along with marrying a Protestant girl, is why I'm no longer a Catholic.

I miss the ritual and the mysticism of the liturgy. I do not miss the ratfaced church elders, creepy ass priests and deacons, and dumbasses with hats thinking they speak for God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688204)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. They really know how to make it feel timeless and connected to our ancestors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688214)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Buff Slimy Codepig Native

Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit us weekly even if we've gone completely off the rails or youre ex communicated and going to hell! Not remotely abusive or controlling. That's what I want from my god!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688207)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: grizzly indian lodge sex offender

cr see subthread above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35688121)



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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Crusty Gay Wizard Water Buffalo

Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroaches but without the defeatist "leave it to fate" bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#35691269)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49367148)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: spruce institution

All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other Losers are obsessed with extremely unimportant differences that don't even exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49367155)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House

Convinced you have no real world experience with anything you poast about and instead just conglomerate forum trash and run it through GPT for outputs

And you're not the only one doing this

There are massive and highly consequential differences between various Christian sects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49367319)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: bird bird

this is one of the dumbest posts ive ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49401214)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: Drunkard

If you compare orthodox, conservative reformed, Catholic, Mainline Protestant, southern Baptist, and non-denominational/evangelical etc. they are all completely different. And outside of Catholic maybe orthodox and some small denomination outliers there is a pretty big range in the experience church to church within a denomination or tradition. There is a spectrum from a concert with a rock band and fog machines with a TED talk to no instruments in worship spend four hours on Sunday in a building with nothing on the walls but a banner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49401280)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: bird bird



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49402549)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: misanthropic ape circlehead

SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation of church and state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49367160)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House

Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of trauma and dogmatic church failures wherever they go. They wear the Borgia years like a backpack without even knowing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2)#49367320)