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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Aphrodisiac azure principal's office
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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learning disabled national
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Onyx Cumskin
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Onyx Cumskin
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His love is with us always, brother.
Aphrodisiac azure principal's office
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Motley Claret Stage Liquid Oxygen
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Pics?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: indigo insecure resort brethren

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Infuriating territorial kitchen black woman



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sienna hall

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: massive base



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Purple Keepsake Machete



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Pale station

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: deep excitant alpha

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: learning disabled national



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Onyx Cumskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Ungodly tan meetinghouse tattoo

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Amethyst menage community account



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: concupiscible maroon place of business ratface



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness hunting ground

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: learning disabled national

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: balding chad milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Ungodly tan meetinghouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Emerald Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: deep excitant alpha



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: irate state voyeur



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Motley Claret Stage Liquid Oxygen

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Onyx Cumskin

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: learning disabled national

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Blathering razzle stead mad cow disease



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: shimmering hairy legs dingle berry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic corn cake dog poop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: mauve glittery indian lodge boiling water



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: abnormal indecent gaping queen of the night



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring smoky laser beams



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic idiot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: learning disabled national



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Ungodly tan meetinghouse tattoo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Emerald Kitty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Emerald Kitty

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Motley Claret Stage Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: cordovan center

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Motley Claret Stage Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: bespoke bright space



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: mauve glittery indian lodge boiling water



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: mauve glittery indian lodge boiling water



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Hideous wonderful corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: marvelous bat-shit-crazy jewess trailer park



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: thriller parlor

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: learning disabled national

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Turquoise diverse trump supporter karate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: cordovan center

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: balding chad milk

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: learning disabled national



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac azure principal's office



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