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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Cracking deranged university
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Razzmatazz laser beams gaming laptop
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
vermilion box office psychic
  09/22/23
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sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo
  09/22/23
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vigorous point mexican
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Overrated Chestnut Bawdyhouse
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Bull headed appetizing resort
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
snowy gaping scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Yes
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
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exciting death wish
  09/22/23
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lascivious drab french chef garrison
  09/22/23
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transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse
  09/22/23
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vigorous point mexican
  09/23/23
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transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse
  09/27/23
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mind-boggling sanctuary faggot firefighter
  10/01/23
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Impressive heaven
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
translucent racy menage
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse
  09/22/23
...
vivacious fishy athletic conference
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
bipolar lime preventive strike station
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
pontificating lilac kitty
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Flushed electric trump supporter
  09/22/23
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sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Costumed gas station
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Razzmatazz laser beams gaming laptop
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Costumed gas station
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Flushed electric trump supporter
  09/27/23
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sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
frozen vengeful half-breed cuck
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
frozen vengeful half-breed cuck
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
frozen vengeful half-breed cuck
  09/27/23
lol 😂
contagious bistre filthpig hell
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Razzle-dazzle pearly background story fanboi
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
emerald stag film toilet seat
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Razzle-dazzle pearly background story fanboi
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
dashing medicated chad
  09/27/23
Ungh
godawful crawly depressive principal's office
  10/01/23
...
dashing medicated chad
  10/02/23
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sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib
  10/01/23
Yes
Brilliant shivering double fault
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Black Violent Striped Hyena Cumskin
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Cracking deranged university

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz laser beams gaming laptop

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: vermilion box office psychic

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Water Buffalo

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous point mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Overrated Chestnut Bawdyhouse

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Bull headed appetizing resort

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: snowy gaping scourge upon the earth

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: exciting death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious drab french chef garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous point mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Impressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: translucent racy menage

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling meetinghouse

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: vivacious fishy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: bipolar lime preventive strike station

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: pontificating lilac kitty

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Flushed electric trump supporter

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Costumed gas station

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz laser beams gaming laptop

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Costumed gas station

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Flushed electric trump supporter

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: frozen vengeful half-breed cuck

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: frozen vengeful half-breed cuck

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: frozen vengeful half-breed cuck

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: contagious bistre filthpig hell

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly background story fanboi

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: emerald stag film toilet seat

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly background story fanboi

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: dashing medicated chad

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: godawful crawly depressive principal's office

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: dashing medicated chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring rigpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Brilliant shivering double fault

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Black Violent Striped Hyena Cumskin

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894111)