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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Puce passionate psychic box office
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Multi-colored milk
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Beady-eyed rehab
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Multi-colored milk
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
vigorous filthpig hell
  09/22/23
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boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Multi-colored milk
  09/22/23
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costumed cruise ship
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
floppy mint antidepressant drug
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
demanding appetizing partner
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Indecent Adventurous Philosopher-king Station
  09/22/23
Yes
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
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Irradiated Obsidian Double Fault Stag Film
  09/22/23
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mahogany new version
  09/22/23
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startled lemon goal in life plaza
  09/22/23
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costumed cruise ship
  09/23/23
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startled lemon goal in life plaza
  09/27/23
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Clear kitchen
  10/01/23
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Hairraiser Yellow Property
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
green useless brakes
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
startled lemon goal in life plaza
  09/22/23
...
racy disrespectful trust fund dilemma
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Splenetic church
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Galvanic Point Jewess
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
gay kitty range
  09/22/23
...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Lascivious bipolar hall corn cake
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Beady-eyed rehab
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Lascivious bipolar hall corn cake
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
gay kitty range
  09/27/23
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boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Autistic shitlib
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
geriatric locus
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
crystalline soul-stirring senate degenerate
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
geriatric locus
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
arousing harsh candlestick maker brunch
  09/27/23
Ungh
Jet Aromatic Coldplay Fan Associate
  10/01/23
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arousing harsh candlestick maker brunch
  10/02/23
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boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth
  10/01/23
Yes
misanthropic lodge
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Aqua pocket flask
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Puce passionate psychic box office

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored milk

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored milk

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: vigorous filthpig hell

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored milk

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: costumed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: floppy mint antidepressant drug

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: demanding appetizing partner

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Indecent Adventurous Philosopher-king Station

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Obsidian Double Fault Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: mahogany new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: startled lemon goal in life plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: costumed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: startled lemon goal in life plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Clear kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: green useless brakes

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: startled lemon goal in life plaza

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: racy disrespectful trust fund dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Splenetic church

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Point Jewess

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: gay kitty range

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious bipolar hall corn cake

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious bipolar hall corn cake

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: gay kitty range

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unholy Community Account Yarmulke

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Autistic shitlib

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: geriatric locus

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring senate degenerate

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: geriatric locus

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: arousing harsh candlestick maker brunch

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Jet Aromatic Coldplay Fan Associate

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: arousing harsh candlestick maker brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: boyish bossy chad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: misanthropic lodge

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Aqua pocket flask

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894111)