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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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nubile chad
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Mint Razzle-dazzle Blood Rage
  08/28/25
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nubile chad
  08/28/25
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Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie
  08/28/25
that's it?
hateful brilliant crackhouse
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
nubile chad
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Motley Tan Deer Antler Ticket Booth
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
hateful brilliant crackhouse
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
salmon laser beams
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
lake aggressive space
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
salmon laser beams
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
lake aggressive space
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
salmon laser beams
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lake aggressive space
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  08/28/25
Happy?
flirting bat-shit-crazy hospital
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
salmon laser beams
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
salmon laser beams
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Titillating stock car rehab
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
khaki scourge upon the earth home
  08/28/25
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drab awkward base
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  08/29/25
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pea-brained exciting stag film round eye
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Maniacal Supple Stead Son Of Senegal
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office
  08/29/25
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drab awkward base
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Slippery mad cow disease hall
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
lake aggressive space
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
gaped infuriating resort
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
salmon laser beams
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Maniacal Supple Stead Son Of Senegal
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
salmon laser beams
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Shimmering Bateful Station
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
heady coiffed parlour
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
salmon laser beams
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office
  09/01/25
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salmon laser beams
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
salmon laser beams
  09/01/25
Lolololol
flirting bat-shit-crazy hospital
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  09/01/25
?
lake aggressive space
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bipolar associate orchestra pit
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Galvanic love of her life whorehouse
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
salmon laser beams
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lake aggressive space
  09/12/25
Yes
salmon laser beams
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lake aggressive space
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lake aggressive space
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
nubile chad
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nubile chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mint Razzle-dazzle Blood Rage

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: nubile chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hateful brilliant crackhouse

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: nubile chad

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Motley Tan Deer Antler Ticket Booth

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: hateful brilliant crackhouse

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: salmon laser beams

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: lake aggressive space

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: lake aggressive space

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: flirting bat-shit-crazy hospital

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Titillating stock car rehab

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth home

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: drab awkward base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cerebral geriatric bbw organic girlfriend

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: pea-brained exciting stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Supple Stead Son Of Senegal

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: drab awkward base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Slippery mad cow disease hall

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: gaped infuriating resort

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: salmon laser beams

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Maniacal Supple Stead Son Of Senegal

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Bateful Station

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: heady coiffed parlour

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Affirmative Action Selfie

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: salmon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lavender fragrant cumskin principal's office

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: salmon laser beams

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: flirting bat-shit-crazy hospital

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bipolar associate orchestra pit

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Galvanic love of her life whorehouse

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: salmon laser beams

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: salmon laser beams

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lake aggressive space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: nubile chad

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)