The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/16/25 |
| blue flatulent turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/16/25 |
| blue flatulent turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/16/25 |
| Mauve ungodly field | 12/20/25 |
| mint brunch gaming laptop | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Weed Whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Weed Whacker | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse | 12/22/25 |
| cerise faggot firefighter theater | 12/16/25 |
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/16/25 |
| cerise faggot firefighter theater | 12/16/25 |
| Territorial know-it-all market | 12/16/25 |
| Crystalline Striped Hyena Location | 12/19/25 |
| Territorial know-it-all market | 12/19/25 |
| zippy duck-like whorehouse halford | 12/20/25 |
| overrated mustard scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| supple idea he suggested menage | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| 180 plaza prole | 12/16/25 |
| hateful odious candlestick maker | 12/20/25 |
| 180 plaza prole | 12/23/25 |
| blue flatulent turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| Marvelous community account lodge | 12/21/25 |
| blue flatulent turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm | 12/16/25 |
| 180 plaza prole | 12/19/25 |
| opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| exciting cordovan box office regret | 12/19/25 |
| Galvanic puppy | 12/19/25 |
| Light insanely creepy native | 12/19/25 |
| white geriatric bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| white geriatric bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| pearl site | 12/19/25 |
| Galvanic puppy | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant Erotic Telephone Keepsake Machete | 12/19/25 |
| chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| Mauve ungodly field | 12/20/25 |
| orchid beta masturbator theater stage | 12/22/25 |
| Histrionic disturbing office preventive strike | 12/19/25 |
| onyx rough-skinned mood | 12/19/25 |
| Shimmering hairraiser cumskin range | 12/19/25 |
| opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| Shimmering hairraiser cumskin range | 12/19/25 |
| apoplectic abusive wagecucks half-breed | 12/20/25 |
| fragrant claret partner | 12/19/25 |
| drab casino | 12/19/25 |
| cerise faggot firefighter theater | 12/19/25 |
| slate parlour roommate | 12/20/25 |
| Alcoholic irradiated karate | 12/19/25 |
| Crystalline Striped Hyena Location | 12/19/25 |
| Pea-brained bat shit crazy parlor | 12/19/25 |
| poppy bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal | 12/20/25 |
| effete church | 12/20/25 |
| opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz hominid principal's office | 12/20/25 |
| slate parlour roommate | 12/20/25 |
| lavender business firm | 12/20/25 |
| Mewling abode | 12/20/25 |
| onyx rough-skinned mood | 12/20/25 |
| lavender business firm | 12/21/25 |
| white geriatric bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Marvelous community account lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Weed Whacker | 12/21/25 |
| Marvelous community account lodge | 12/22/25 |
| Cerebral Weed Whacker | 12/23/25 |
| Marvelous community account lodge | 12/23/25 |
| Carnelian Judgmental Trust Fund | 12/22/25 |
| zippy duck-like whorehouse halford | 12/22/25 |
| zippy duck-like whorehouse halford | 12/23/25 |
| Pungent vivacious base | 12/22/25 |
| orchid beta masturbator theater stage | 12/22/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Light insanely creepy native 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
 |
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: blue flatulent turdskin This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513952) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Light insanely creepy native lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513962) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: blue flatulent turdskin My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513982) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Light insanely creepy native You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513988) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Mauve ungodly field Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524279) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: mint brunch gaming laptop It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523285) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524341) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Cerebral Weed Whacker You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523286) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Light insanely creepy native brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524883) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Cerebral Weed Whacker glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513230) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524345) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530484) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: cerise faggot firefighter theater 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
|
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Light insanely creepy native ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513354) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: cerise faggot firefighter theater investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513509) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Territorial know-it-all market $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513346) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Crystalline Striped Hyena Location I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523610) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Territorial know-it-all market good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524198) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: zippy duck-like whorehouse halford $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524905) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: overrated mustard scourge upon the earth six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513510) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: supple idea he suggested menage 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513514) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524347) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524398) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: 180 plaza prole 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513942) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: hateful odious candlestick maker me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525237) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: 180 plaza prole It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: blue flatulent turdskin 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49513974) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524344) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Marvelous community account lodge Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528970) |
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: blue flatulent turdskin I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
|
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: 180 plaza prole In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522384) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: exciting cordovan box office regret Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Galvanic puppy 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
|
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Light insanely creepy native fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522408) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: white geriatric bawdyhouse A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522471) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: white geriatric bawdyhouse OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522468) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: pearl site A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522477) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Galvanic puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523163) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Vibrant Erotic Telephone Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523166) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: chartreuse cowardly genital piercing meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523280) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Mauve ungodly field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524286) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: orchid beta masturbator theater stage Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530533) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Histrionic disturbing office preventive strike $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49522480) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: onyx rough-skinned mood can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523204) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Shimmering hairraiser cumskin range Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
|
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523476) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Shimmering hairraiser cumskin range Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523486) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: apoplectic abusive wagecucks half-breed You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524276) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: fragrant claret partner Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523495) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: drab casino Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: cerise faggot firefighter theater damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523565) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: slate parlour roommate Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524442) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Alcoholic irradiated karate Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Crystalline Striped Hyena Location 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49523608) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Pea-brained bat shit crazy parlor Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: poppy bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal 42 y/o
1.0M |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: effete church 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: opaque razzle people who are hurt pisswyrm 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524343) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: razzmatazz hominid principal's office Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524349) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: slate parlour roommate 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524441) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: lavender business firm literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524455) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Mewling abode I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524813) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: onyx rough-skinned mood so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49525591) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: lavender business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49528712) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: white geriatric bawdyhouse 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49524826) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Marvelous community account lodge Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Cerebral Weed Whacker how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529120) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Marvelous community account lodge I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Cerebral Weed Whacker 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49534941) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Marvelous community account lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535766) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Carnelian Judgmental Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529986) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: zippy duck-like whorehouse halford Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49529987) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: zippy duck-like whorehouse halford $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49535771) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Pungent vivacious base $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530040) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: orchid beta masturbator theater stage I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2)#49530537) |