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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Zippy volcanic crater
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
cracking church building pervert
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Brilliant school cafeteria
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
cracking church building pervert
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Arrogant cobalt prole
  09/22/23
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geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
cracking church building pervert
  09/22/23
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federal lilac affirmative action mad cow disease
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Wild scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
coral dilemma masturbator
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
low-t plum field hissy fit
  09/22/23
Yes
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
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Alcoholic startled crackhouse fanboi
  09/22/23
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Trip orchid circlehead
  09/22/23
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Dashing new version fortuitous meteor
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federal lilac affirmative action mad cow disease
  09/23/23
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Dashing new version fortuitous meteor
  09/27/23
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  10/01/23
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Confused Personal Credit Line
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Bearded Native
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Dashing new version fortuitous meteor
  09/22/23
...
Ivory talented half-breed associate
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
sepia queen of the night hairy legs
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Mint Brunch International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Sick garnet death wish
  09/22/23
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geriatric people who are hurt
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
180 insane chapel
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Brilliant school cafeteria
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
180 insane chapel
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Sick garnet death wish
  09/27/23
...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Bisexual splenetic parlour
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Bisexual splenetic parlour
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
geriatric people who are hurt
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Bisexual splenetic parlour
  09/27/23
lol 😂
cream ticket booth
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
sooty galvanic cruise ship
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
supple ebony juggernaut
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
sooty galvanic cruise ship
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
geriatric people who are hurt
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Stubborn institution athletic conference
  09/27/23
Ungh
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Stubborn institution athletic conference
  10/02/23
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geriatric people who are hurt
  10/01/23
Yes
Curious lay
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
irradiated gay wizard
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Zippy volcanic crater

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: cracking church building pervert

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Brilliant school cafeteria

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: cracking church building pervert

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Arrogant cobalt prole

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: cracking church building pervert

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: federal lilac affirmative action mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Wild scourge upon the earth

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: coral dilemma masturbator

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: low-t plum field hissy fit

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic startled crackhouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Trip orchid circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Dashing new version fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: federal lilac affirmative action mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing new version fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: marvelous violet office bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Confused Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Bearded Native

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Dashing new version fortuitous meteor

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Ivory talented half-breed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night hairy legs

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Mint Brunch International Law Enforcement Agency

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Sick garnet death wish

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: 180 insane chapel

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Brilliant school cafeteria

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: 180 insane chapel

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Sick garnet death wish

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Bisexual splenetic parlour

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Bisexual splenetic parlour

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Bisexual splenetic parlour

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: cream ticket booth

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: sooty galvanic cruise ship

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: supple ebony juggernaut

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: sooty galvanic cruise ship

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Stubborn institution athletic conference

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious translucent locale son of senegal

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Stubborn institution athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Curious lay

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894111)