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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
jade indian lodge gay wizard
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
jade indian lodge gay wizard
  10/13/25
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Wang Hernandez
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Kenneth Play
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Thriller Degenerate
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
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  10/11/25
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Coral indecent abode
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
lascivious space
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Green school cafeteria
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
lascivious space
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Metal dilemma community account
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Yellow insanely creepy spot
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
glittery amethyst site nibblets
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Twisted garrison psychic
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
unholy hospital
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
mahogany multi-colored church building
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Henna concupiscible forum
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
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glittery amethyst site nibblets
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
mahogany multi-colored church building
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Tan place of business
  10/14/25
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glittery amethyst site nibblets
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
supple den
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Tan place of business
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
floppy fantasy-prone senate
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Tan place of business
  10/12/25
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seedy gaping liquid oxygen
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Tan place of business
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Gold Laughsome Area
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
navy vivacious locus feces
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
At-the-ready Provocative Trump Supporter
  10/13/25
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
confused property
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: jade indian lodge gay wizard

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: jade indian lodge gay wizard

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller Degenerate

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: glittery amethyst site nibblets

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Coral indecent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: lascivious space

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Green school cafeteria

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: lascivious space

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Metal dilemma community account

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Yellow insanely creepy spot

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: glittery amethyst site nibblets

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Twisted garrison psychic

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: unholy hospital

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: mahogany multi-colored church building

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Henna concupiscible forum

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: glittery amethyst site nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mahogany multi-colored church building

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Tan place of business

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: glittery amethyst site nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: supple den

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Tan place of business

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: floppy fantasy-prone senate

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: crawly rose sneaky criminal crackhouse

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Tan place of business

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: seedy gaping liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Tan place of business

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Gold Laughsome Area

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: navy vivacious locus feces

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready Provocative Trump Supporter

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: confused property

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346710)