Latest revisionist history is that Troy was critically acclaimed
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:20 AM
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Everyone acts like it's a classic when it was pretty poorly received when it came out. When did everyone start loving this movie?
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Maybe it'll be better than The Odyssey but it's still slop that completely changed the story and had a lot of poor performances. Eric Bana keeps it from being complete shit.
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: hung stud
Fantastic 1800000 WHITE cast
Brad Pitt is 180, simple as. Should have gotten Oscar nom. "The gods envy us" and the death of Patroclus are incredible scenes.
Peter O'Toole
Wisely didn't try to have CGI gods floating around
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: gibberish (?)
Bloom is an annoying bitch but I think that's his part and it's juxtaposed against Pitt, who is this super alpha.
I've probably watched Troy more than anyone on the bort. I even let my kids watch it.
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: gibberish (?)
I think it's being appreciated. It's a great mix of action with the spectacle of those old Hollywood epics. Brad Pitt on literal steroids and naked no less. An amazing cast. Brian Cox, Orlando Bloom and hot chicks with an R rating.
I tried to rewatch the Alexander movie about a year ago and it was garbage.
Don't get me started on John Carter.
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