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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
dun appetizing garrison
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Fishy heaven hominid
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
startling field
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Fishy heaven hominid
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
histrionic light bawdyhouse trump supporter
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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disrespectful hell
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jade tank really tough guy
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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disrespectful hell
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bipolar police squad plaza
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
dun appetizing garrison
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Purple personal credit line
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Wonderful generalized bond kitchen
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Aphrodisiac balding lay
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Citrine jap
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
dun appetizing garrison
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Citrine jap
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
startling field
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Citrine jap
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Citrine jap
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Citrine jap
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Citrine jap
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Citrine jap
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Insecure theatre pervert
  08/20/18
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Insecure theatre pervert
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
bright beady-eyed parlor
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dun appetizing garrison
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
arousing giraffe
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Idiotic House Roommate
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
ruby institution travel guidebook
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
stimulating hyperactive address
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Aqua Juggernaut
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Idiotic House Roommate
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Boyish whorehouse nowag
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
cerebral sexy pistol genital piercing
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Flushed Mind-boggling Associate Sweet Tailpipe
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
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Citrine jap
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
dun appetizing garrison
  11/14/19
historically important thread
bright beady-eyed parlor
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Gold buck-toothed psychic knife
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
dun appetizing garrison
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Fishy heaven hominid



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: startling field

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Fishy heaven hominid

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: histrionic light bawdyhouse trump supporter

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Flushed Mind-boggling Associate Sweet Tailpipe

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: disrespectful hell



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac balding lay



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Diverse temple



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: jade tank really tough guy



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: cerebral sexy pistol genital piercing

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Purple personal credit line



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: fluffy cobalt gas station pozpig



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Purple personal credit line



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: haunting french gunner pit

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: disrespectful hell



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: bipolar police squad plaza



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Purple personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: plum skinny woman mood

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful generalized bond kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac balding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Citrine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Citrine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: startling field

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Citrine jap

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Citrine jap

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Citrine jap

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Citrine jap

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Citrine jap

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Insecure theatre pervert

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Insecure theatre pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: bright beady-eyed parlor

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: arousing giraffe

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Idiotic House Roommate



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: ruby institution travel guidebook

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: stimulating hyperactive address

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Aqua Juggernaut



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Idiotic House Roommate

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse nowag

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: cerebral sexy pistol genital piercing

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Flushed Mind-boggling Associate Sweet Tailpipe

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating hideous dopamine

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Citrine jap



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: bright beady-eyed parlor

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Gold buck-toothed psychic knife



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: dun appetizing garrison

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic awkward goal in life location



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