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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Pontificating electric furnace
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Effete vermilion marketing idea
  08/28/25
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Pontificating electric furnace
  08/28/25
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Gold big temple
  08/28/25
that's it?
razzle garnet business firm codepig
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Pontificating electric furnace
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
vivacious orchestra pit nowag
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
razzle garnet business firm codepig
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
talented henna nursing home
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Charismatic Tattoo
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
talented henna nursing home
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Charismatic Tattoo
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
talented henna nursing home
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Charismatic Tattoo
  09/12/25
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Charismatic Tattoo
  10/28/25
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Charismatic Tattoo
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  08/28/25
Happy?
Light Parlor Mad Cow Disease
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
talented henna nursing home
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Gold big temple
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
talented henna nursing home
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Gold big temple
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Ungodly comical resort depressive
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Fighting Kitchen
  08/28/25
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Odious water buffalo
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Chocolate church building immigrant
  08/29/25
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Excitant kink-friendly house juggernaut
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Brilliant library
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
vigorous lake locus
  08/29/25
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Odious water buffalo
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Hairraiser Ruddy Hairy Legs Point
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
vigorous lake locus
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Charismatic Tattoo
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Mewling turquoise death wish
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
talented henna nursing home
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Brilliant library
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
talented henna nursing home
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Zippy stimulating hell mental disorder
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
big-titted provocative faggot firefighter hall
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Gold big temple
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
talented henna nursing home
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
vigorous lake locus
  09/01/25
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talented henna nursing home
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
vigorous lake locus
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
talented henna nursing home
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Light Parlor Mad Cow Disease
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  09/01/25
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Charismatic Tattoo
  09/12/25
?
Charismatic Tattoo
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Judgmental Translucent Trailer Park Background Story
  09/01/25
Fuck you
titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
talented henna nursing home
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Charismatic Tattoo
  09/12/25
Yes
talented henna nursing home
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Charismatic Tattoo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Charismatic Tattoo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Pontificating electric furnace
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Effete vermilion marketing idea

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Gold big temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle garnet business firm codepig

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit nowag

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle garnet business firm codepig

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: talented henna nursing home

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Light Parlor Mad Cow Disease

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Gold big temple

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Gold big temple

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Ungodly comical resort depressive

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Fighting Kitchen

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Odious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Chocolate church building immigrant

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant kink-friendly house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Brilliant library

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: vigorous lake locus

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Odious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ruddy Hairy Legs Point

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: vigorous lake locus

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Mewling turquoise death wish

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: talented henna nursing home

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Brilliant library

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Zippy stimulating hell mental disorder

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: big-titted provocative faggot firefighter hall

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Gold big temple

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous lake locus

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vigorous lake locus

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: talented henna nursing home

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Light Parlor Mad Cow Disease

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Translucent Trailer Park Background Story

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: titillating nofapping giraffe boltzmann

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: talented henna nursing home

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: talented henna nursing home

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)