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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
ok
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Good
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Full stops?
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
thriller faggot firefighter institution
  09/20/14
...
startling pea-brained idiot
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Carmine location toaster
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
Bossy legend
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Deranged Topaz Friendly Grandma Lay
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
chestnut vibrant nursing home son of senegal
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
khaki parlor
  09/20/14
...
lascivious indigo ticket booth private investor
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
khaki parlor
  09/20/14
...
Chartreuse incel hospital
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge
  09/20/14
...
Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
rose adventurous whorehouse juggernaut
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Mauve mental disorder dilemma
  10/23/14
...
Submissive Pisswyrm Stage
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Odious Sooty Pit Headpube
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
effete business firm kitty
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
exciting affirmative action
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
stirring gold chapel rigor
  09/20/14
...
exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
Chest-beating poppy lodge
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
mint home
  10/23/14
lol earl
Submissive Pisswyrm Stage
  06/10/24
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  01/31/25
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: thriller faggot firefighter institution

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: startling pea-brained idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Carmine location toaster

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Bossy legend

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Deranged Topaz Friendly Grandma Lay

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant nursing home son of senegal

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: khaki parlor

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: lascivious indigo ticket booth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: khaki parlor

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse incel hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: rose adventurous whorehouse juggernaut

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Mauve mental disorder dilemma

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Submissive Pisswyrm Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Odious Sooty Pit Headpube

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: effete business firm kitty

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: glassy trip genital piercing indian lodge

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: exciting affirmative action

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: stirring gold chapel rigor

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender house volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating poppy lodge

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: mint home

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Submissive Pisswyrm Stage

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48608604)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48770732)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48770823)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing grizzly love of her life abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48838439)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48838544)



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