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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: Galvanic site filthpig you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2)#46853055) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM Author: Contagious Ruby Set Hairy Legs MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2)#46853071) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: Dashing base “See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”
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