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I think I’m going to buy a Rolex.
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Jade Fanboi A used one. From Walmart. All nicely cleaned. For like $4k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528441) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:52 PM Author: sinister coiffed parlour Nothing says "I fuck my wife's son" like wearing a used walmart rolex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528445) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Weird shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528451) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: swashbuckling ladyboy You're finally coming around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528488) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: slimy messiness This was really funny subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529412) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state Playroomdweller (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528446) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Jade Fanboi My son is too old for children’s playrooms. If you ever raised a kid you would know that they grow out of those places. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528464) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state You're a deformed eunuch with a purchased kid LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528468) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Jade Fanboi I’m not any of those things buddy. But I like how angry my OP makes you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528470) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:59 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state You have admitted multiple times on XO that you have Kallmans which makes you a deformed eunuch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528476) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Jade Fanboi It makes me no such thing. Aren’t you a fan of Hitler? Apparently he had it too.
Also nice job making fun of inherited conditions. I can see why your brother killed himself rather than living with you. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state It does in fact you make you a deformed eunuch, which you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528489) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Nope! Let me know when you have your MD dipshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528494) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state Let us know when you have functioning genitals you deformed eunuch lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528500) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Pot calling kettle then eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528510) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state We can add another common turn of phrase to "parts of the English language SP is too dumb to understand."
*SP looking down with a sick clownish grin at a crying asian child*
"WHEN IN ROME!" |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Jade Fanboi There is literally no evidence you have working balls. Didn’t your wife divorce you?
And I hate to say it but even if you can generate something to make a kid with an agreeable woman, at this point the odds are less than even that you won’t be dealing with handicaps for the rest of its life. Hth.
Likewise you’ve got pretty consanguinous mental illness in your family tree. Not good my man not good. Does not bode well for any new branches off the old family tree |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:46 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state I divorced her actually, 180 decision. You'd be the authority on living with handicaps LMAO deformed eunuch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528621) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:46 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Sure bro bro. 😎 Let me know when you prove you are better than me in any way. Because right now you sound objectively like a cashed up bogan. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state LOL @ prove. I am so much better than you in every conceivable metric it's never occurred to me or anyone else to bother comparing a piece of shit like you to me. LOLOLOL. Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528637) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Yeah but you are the one who responded to OP in a blind fury pal. Clearly some issues going on.
It’s probably for the best your genetic line ends with you. You are too old now anyway and would be passing along a tendency to suicide and probably some autism as well judging from your active Reddit account.
(Bro there’s a reason you couldn’t clear 160 lsat. We can keep going I can bounce this ball forever dummy). |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state LOL at the unbelievable almost off the charts projection of a deformed eunuch who does not have and is not physically capable of having a child typing "your genetic line ends with you" to someone who is capable of having children. LMFAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528652) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:57 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Pretty sure we’ve gone over all of this before but like a macaw you can keep repeating the syllables if it’s a stim thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528656) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state Yes we have, you have admitted you have kallmans, you are deformed and you are a eunuch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528660) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Does it make you mad when you can’t pay people to let you win? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528663) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state LOL you lost the second you were born eunuch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528665) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Seems like im happier than you though! Wife. Kid. Law firm partner. Actual career. THE Ohio state legacy notwithstanding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528672) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:08 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state LOL no one believes for a second even you are dumb enough to be happy with your disaster of a life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528692) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:10 PM Author: Jade Fanboi lol keep posting in this subthread. You’re doing great. Eventually each line will be one letter long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528695) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:10 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state SP seemingly incapable of avoiding massive projection in ever post. LOL @ this clown haired retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528697) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Jade Fanboi lol yeah I think we know the retard here manchild. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528702) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:13 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state Yes, we are all aware you're a dumb, credulous deformed eunuch and a retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528704) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM Author: Zombie-like Base Dingle Berry You got destroyed my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528813) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:57 PM Author: sinister coiffed parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528471) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Jade Fanboi How mad would this acquisition make you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528473) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:00 PM Author: sinister coiffed parlour Everybody on this bort hates you and nobody cares what watch you buy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528483) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Did you poll “everybody” dipshit. Also if you didn’t care you wouldn’t be first to post itt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528491) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Cracking church decadent and yet also shrewd? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528466) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Thank you. I’ve always kind of wanted one I just can’t justify it. and my dad wasn’t trash who bought such things. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: beady-eyed white rigpig what reference number? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528490) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528492) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:05 PM Author: beady-eyed white rigpig it's a numerical code that identifies the piece by model, era of production, color, materials, bezel, etc.
https://www.swisswatchexpo.com/thewatchclub/2021/03/04/rolex-reference-numbers-explained/ |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528511) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Either that or one of those really nice seikos for about $800. Green face. But I feel like the Rolex would be more fun for my kid in a few years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528507) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Heady Burgundy Ticket Booth "more fun for my kid"
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f34e1a64c6ca9a.jpg |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:35 PM Author: Cracking church i love seiko but it seems insane to go with a unique color like green for your fanciest watch imho - a neutral color is more flexible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529003) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Vermilion wild lay liquid oxygen Buying a used rolex from WalMart seems very african american-rich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528514) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Jade Fanboi I have to think of my professional image.
I asked a friend who is a professor at SNU if it would be acceptable for me to do so and he said go for it. I asked my wife and she said yeah! Spend more! But we all know wives have ulterior motives in such things…. IE she wants a ridiculous purse. |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:27 PM Author: pearl mad-dog skullcap you're going to need more than a used rolex from walmart to rehabilitate the professional image of being a high-pitched deformed eunuch 20th year associate that serves as the sacrificial lamb to argue meritless call honk appeals with a busted asian wife and an adopted son everyone suspects you sexually abuse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528734) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Splenetic buff roommate state Not even sure where HONKPILL masterman would find the most POS of POS Rolex for $4k that would have to be like a 32mm Airking from 35 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528738) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:41 PM Author: pearl mad-dog skullcap he could inherit the more impressive watch collection on earth and he'd not be respected professional;y because he's legitimately stupid, a bad lawyer, dunning-kruger arrogant, and a castrato. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528781) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Please stop trying to interact with me. I’ve asked you repeatedly. I don’t want your emails off board. I don’t want your little tranny agents visiting me and posting stuff on here about it. Please if not out of respect for me then out of respect for yourself don’t keep trying to engage me. I want nothing to do with you. It’s super creepy that you don’t get this and I’m asking you nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528752) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:46 PM Author: pearl mad-dog skullcap spaceporn the "ew gross leave me alone" bit works for hot girls getting creeped on, it doesn't work on adult men on public forums. i'm not going to stop mocking/defaming/threatening you so long as you keep creating public content that invites mockery/defamation/threats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528795) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Jade Fanboi So anyway I’ll post some links here and tell me what you think. I am not the trashy type to buy a piece of expensive jewelry for myself without deep consideration. But my clients respect the Rolex name and I like it too to be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528705) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:15 PM Author: nofapping tanning salon karate https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-speedmaster-moonphase-co-axial-master-chronometer-moonphase-chronograph-44-25-mm-30493445203002
find this used instead. way cooler |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Jade Fanboi That is beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528715) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Vermilion wild lay liquid oxygen No, it has to be a rolex to signify big baller status to shitlaw clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528718) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Well. You’ve pretty much nailed it brother. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49528723) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: nofapping tanning salon karate dat blue sparkle omega and then u can tell them its about the moon because when NASA went to the moon, they used omega watches due to their blah blah blah.
nigger look my sparkle watch came from the moon! |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:31 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Not bad. Not bad. But does the omega have the same cache as Rolex in my line of work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529514) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:31 PM Author: apoplectic chad Child rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529516) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:33 PM Author: nofapping tanning salon karate biglaw? sure. anyone who can afford $10k on a watch knows Omega. In the $10k-$20k range you get a better watch, I think most people would agree on that. In the $30k+, Omega doesnt really play there while Rolex easily does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529522) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Jade Fanboi Kind of looking forward to shopping for one. How high do I dare go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529377) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:48 PM Author: pearl mad-dog skullcap knew i was right to call you a liar in the other thread after you already claimed to have made the purchase.
is this "rolex" gonna be like you "making partner", i.e. a complete figment of your vivid imagination? |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: apoplectic chad I will never "click buy," I will never be "charged." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529415) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 AM Author: azure supple party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529797) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:04 AM Author: Razzmatazz business firm gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49530481) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Provocative travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49530914) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Doobsian cobalt sanctuary depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49535061) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Bateful lodge macaca let's meet up and go together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49529521) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Fishy Pit Was sure this was flame, but Walmart really does sell used Rolexes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49530440) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:38 AM Author: Cracking church same, i had no idea until this thread. i know they are trying to be sort of an amazon with lots of SKUs online but surprised they are in this market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49530721) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:11 PM Author: Fishy Pit Those $16K Presidents look reasonable if you want to spend $$ on a watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812837&forum_id=2)#49535054) |