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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Contagious Hairy Legs
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Odious bawdyhouse telephone
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Primrose big point
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Contagious Hairy Legs
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
carnelian sweet tailpipe keepsake machete
  12/15/25
...
Sapphire therapy
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
filthy insane theatre
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
filthy insane theatre
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
carmine talking dingle berry
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
cambodia town
chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal
  12/15/25
...
Overrated church
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
...
Overrated church
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
milky chapel psychic
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Rough-skinned supple meetinghouse wrinkle
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Lilac rambunctious gas station
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Rough-skinned supple meetinghouse wrinkle
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
balding rehab fanboi
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
balding rehab fanboi
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
milky chapel psychic
  12/15/25
...
rose irate boistinker
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Vivacious Base
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Exciting tantric cruise ship
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
sadistic skinny woman
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
cerise passionate generalized bond
  12/15/25
...
Unholy razzle factory reset button
  12/15/25
...
Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt
  12/15/25
...
Blue market
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Stirring infuriating cuckold
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
cerise passionate generalized bond
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
razzmatazz cobalt headpube
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
cerise passionate generalized bond
  12/15/25
...
balding rehab fanboi
  12/15/25
yes, so
razzmatazz cobalt headpube
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
soul-stirring tan menage
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
soul-stirring tan menage
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Territorial jet box office shitlib
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Vivacious Base
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Territorial jet box office shitlib
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
razzmatazz cobalt headpube
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Vivacious Base
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Soggy famous landscape painting
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt
  12/15/25
...
balding rehab fanboi
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal
  12/16/25
...
Soggy famous landscape painting
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Contagious Hairy Legs
  12/16/25
OKay
amethyst indian lodge depressive
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Stubborn Histrionic Rigor
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Topaz zombie-like masturbator
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Stubborn Histrionic Rigor
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Drab Mediation Prole
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
cerise passionate generalized bond
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
angry center
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Swashbuckling dilemma
  12/17/25
tp
crawly ruby den
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Contagious Hairy Legs

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse telephone

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Primrose big point

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Contagious Hairy Legs

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: carnelian sweet tailpipe keepsake machete

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sapphire therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: filthy insane theatre

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: filthy insane theatre

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: carmine talking dingle berry

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Overrated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Overrated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: milky chapel psychic

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned supple meetinghouse wrinkle

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lilac rambunctious gas station

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned supple meetinghouse wrinkle

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: balding rehab fanboi

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: balding rehab fanboi

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: milky chapel psychic

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: rose irate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Base

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Exciting tantric cruise ship

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: sadistic skinny woman

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cerise passionate generalized bond

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Unholy razzle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Blue market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Stirring infuriating cuckold

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: cerise passionate generalized bond

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt headpube

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: cerise passionate generalized bond

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: balding rehab fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt headpube

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring tan menage

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring tan menage

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Territorial jet box office shitlib

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Base

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Territorial jet box office shitlib

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt headpube

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Base

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Stimulating coldplay fan people who are hurt

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: balding rehab fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: chestnut hilarious spot son of senegal

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Contagious Hairy Legs

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: amethyst indian lodge depressive

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Stubborn Histrionic Rigor

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Topaz zombie-like masturbator

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Stubborn Histrionic Rigor

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Drab Mediation Prole

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: cerise passionate generalized bond

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: angry center

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling dilemma

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: crawly ruby den

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515807)