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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Submissive codepig Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.
Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Canary mewling jew OF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523515) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: Submissive codepig Objectively, I don't think she would make any money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523520) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Cracking Buff Marketing Idea Parlor Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523516) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Submissive codepig We are zero percent jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523590) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Cracking Buff Marketing Idea Parlor There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523602) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Submissive codepig I didn't say we were white gentiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523611) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: Chrome disturbing tattoo Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523529) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: Submissive codepig lol
never gets old |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Maniacal Garrison Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523627) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Talented Disgusting Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523716) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523948) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: 180 Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525039) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Soul-stirring gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525166) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Fragrant useless hominid Pittsburg is an okay city too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535112) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: maroon rebellious station why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523607) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Submissive codepig I didn't think she would get accepted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523612) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: godawful puce background story Great parent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523614) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Bistre wonderful school cafeteria This reasoning is normal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523708) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Talented Disgusting Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535207) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: maroon rebellious station great job dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523715) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: vermilion violent hell LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523623) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Coiffed theater mad-dog skullcap She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523626) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Submissive codepig We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523630) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: lilac electric plaza turdskin wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523653) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Submissive codepig We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.
I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: lilac electric plaza turdskin she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523661) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Out-of-control misunderstood indian lodge kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523811) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: maroon rebellious station do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523731) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: lilac electric plaza turdskin fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523954) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Maniacal Garrison Rigor You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523629) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Submissive codepig Turbogoys here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523634) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: mustard cuckold point Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525038) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Bistre wonderful school cafeteria Write out the costs for each school under consideration.
Post on refrigerator.
To be honest you should have done this sooner.
If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: irradiated market It’s December, that means she got in early decision.
Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Bistre wonderful school cafeteria Well ex….cuuuuuze me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523722) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: poppy range great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523673) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: mauve fortuitous meteor It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523703) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Submissive codepig I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523709) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: mauve fortuitous meteor That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523790) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: heady gas station Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Insane whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49526128) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: White reading party You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523721) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: navy trip state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524567) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: cerebral insanely creepy shrine lettuce Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?
If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3). |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Dashing giraffe degenerate No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523778) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: cerebral insanely creepy shrine lettuce lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523781) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: opaque property ape why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523820) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Submissive codepig I don't think you know how FAFSA works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523839) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: opaque property ape retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523959) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Pearl Parlour Half-breed Typical Gen Xer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523842) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Wine histrionic corner Why didn't you save for college?
Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together? |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Startling hospital legend Just let her take out loans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523874) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Impertinent Rehab What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?
I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.
Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?
I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: milky aphrodisiac kitchen Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523920) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma Toaster How many kids do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523930) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: ebony glittery business firm karate How much does Penn cost these days?
Your income/net worth? |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: Crimson institution How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49523963) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: translucent indecent antidepressant drug travel guidebook FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524074) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Thirsty aromatic mental disorder theater stage Do uber shifts at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524443) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: Mind-boggling henna cruise ship just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524446) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM Author: Submissive codepig TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524494) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM Author: lascivious nubile theatre Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524457) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM Author: Submissive codepig For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this. https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM Author: frum cuckoldry mad cow disease Lmao u are fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524570) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Submissive codepig Proper fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525066) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Apoplectic floppy party of the first part Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49524690) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: lascivious nubile theatre this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525484) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Impertinent Rehab What kind of Asian are you?
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: Submissive codepig South Asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525054) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Submissive codepig ? We're all South Asians, are we not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525157) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: lilac electric plaza turdskin …in this great dharavi of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49525941) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Submissive codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49526024) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Gaped Ruddy Scourge Upon The Earth Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49526027) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Insane whorehouse In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49526130) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Talented Disgusting Weed Whacker two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535194) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Submissive codepig Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.
I'm Christian btw |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Talented Disgusting Weed Whacker in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.
try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM Author: Submissive codepig I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.
I'm assuming applications are way down or something. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Gaped Ruddy Scourge Upon The Earth Church Wow! Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49526026) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Topaz sanctuary gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535230) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM Author: naked unholy juggernaut hunting ground she'll get a full ride at penn st (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535248) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM Author: angry swashbuckling puppy damn man, you maed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535254) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Topaz sanctuary She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2)#49535235) |