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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: 180 prole ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: razzle harsh location boistinker My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Thirsty ultramarine antidepressant drug theatre "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: sapphire locus I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: sapphire locus our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Pale Theater Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Greedy floppy casino clown Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: chest-beating embarrassed to the bone station milk It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Abnormal dysfunction library As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Heady Balding Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |