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Why is golf so addicting?
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM Author: Maize national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984531) |
Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:15 PM Author: avocado awkward newt because you suck at it and can only ever be good for a very short burst, it gives you one or two dopamine hits per round then fucks you so you come back to get more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984538) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:17 PM Author: Maize national but good players are also addicted to it
and i don't feel this addicted to other sports and their dopamine hits |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: avocado awkward newt good players also suck at golf, you can never win the game, and at other sports you never, ever acheive a perfect shot, in golf even you can do that once or twice a round (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984546) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Maize national "Scottie Scheffler sucks at golf" - xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984547) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:22 PM Author: avocado awkward newt if you asked him he would almost certainly say he thinks he sucks a lot of days and okay we can except Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus and Scottie from this analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984552) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Maize national this analysis needs some work imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984559) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:30 PM Author: avocado awkward newt do you have another theory of why golf is addicting besides the one shared by pretty much everyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984567) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Maize national - 4 hours away from life's distractions at peace in nature
- i can't dunk over lebron or hit a home run at fenway but at least once during a round i can hit a shot where even tiger would say "nice shot, you got closer than me." this is more than just a dopamine hit
- infinite possibilities to finetune inputs, working on your swing and your mechanics and evaluating your tools is an obsession in and of itself
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:40 PM Author: avocado awkward newt your last two points are exactly what I said retard, can you read? and ljl at most duff golfers having a peaceful round, it is mostly swearing and stressing |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Maize national you said something about working on your swing? lol you're such a hardheaded retard who always thinks he's right about everything and starts personal attacks whenever someone calls you out
a dopamine hit is making a three at la fitness not hitting a shot better than top professionals would in the same situation |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:44 PM Author: avocado awkward newt I said you can pure a few shots a round and hit one as good as anyone, and I said you can never win the game, you can always keep getting better again, is reading comp not a strong suit for you? |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Maize national you can win at golf though, there are these things called tournaments and they have winners (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984631) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM Author: avocado awkward newt you really are just being obtuse, you can be better than your opponent but you never beat the course, golf has a standard that exists beyond the single competition you are in, football doesn't, you either win or lose and that is it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984635) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Maize national the course standard is the par for that course, you certainly can beat it and amateurs do it all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984643) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:50 PM Author: avocado awkward newt ok, scratch golfers stop once they hit par because you can't ever do any better than that, golf is addicting because of magic not the reality everyone experiences, good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984649) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Maize national the question is why they don't stop and the answer is not "because there are no standards" there are a ton of standards actually, the reason golf is addicting is because of ephemeral reasons and feelings not "because athletes like to improve at sports," that applies to all sports dummy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984659) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:55 PM Author: avocado awkward newt those feelings are based on chasing a high that you never get to retard, because you never acheive an ultimate goal you come back, you can always shoot one shot better, always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984662) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Maize national "jordan won the championship in 1996 but he wasn't satisfied because he scored 27, not 28, in the clinching game" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984669) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:58 PM Author: avocado awkward newt you seem to not understand how golf works at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984671) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Maize national “Rory wasn’t satisfied when he won the masters because he scored -12, not -13, in the final round” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984678) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:03 PM Author: avocado awkward newt yes actually because regardless of his win his total score can always, always be better functionally in basketball you run out of time and can only ever beat down your opponent so badly, you can score as many points as it is possible to get with the possessions you have and go undefeated potentially, you can't do that in golf, nobody has ever had a perfect season, they have in football |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Maize national Rory admits he is struggling with motivation after Augusta: “Grinding on the range for 3 or 4 hours everyday is maybe a little tougher than it used to be."
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1l3zu8l/rory_admits_he_is_struggling_with_motivation/
saw this today and thought of you and your pot committed dummy takes |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:40 PM Author: Maize national by the way i don't think your silly theory where pros are not good golfers is shared by everyone tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984615) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:42 PM Author: avocado awkward newt sigh, I didn't say they aren't good I said by their standards they still suck, because they have much higher standards, watch Bryson play a round of golf and get back to me, he spends the entire time bitching about how he sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984618) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Maize national Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: hank_scorpio
good players also suck at golf, |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:46 PM Author: avocado awkward newt yes, that is their subjective experience of the game as well, which is relevant to why it is addicting and a guy who could shoot 5 under every day will still spend hours on the range for decades, jfc man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984633) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Maize national by that logic all professional athletes suck at their sports, doesn't say anything about golf or why golf is addicting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984638) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:49 PM Author: avocado awkward newt yes it does, it says exactly that, golfers are not satisfied by wins alone because that still isn't as well as you can do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984642) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Maize national tiger and jordan are exactly the same when it comes to that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984654) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:52 PM Author: avocado awkward newt yes, and Tiger is a golfer and Jordan is renowned by all his peers as a psychopath whose inability to be satisfied is legendary among hall of fame NBA players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984658) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Unhinged ruddy associate Scottie does suck. If I could train full time I would kick his ass every round. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985037) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: White mewling parlour there literally are thousands of young adults with far more talent than you who have done exactly that and have failed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985985) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: Unhinged ruddy associate Did they graduate from T14 law schools? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986792) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: White mewling parlour most get biglaw anyways while getting to chill at T50 state schools (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987308) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Cyan charismatic station pistol He talks regularly about how hard it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48992474) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:30 PM Author: startled toaster This is cr for me. I have 1 or 2 absolutely amazing shots that would make even Tiger Woods blush so I think I'm on my way to prime time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984569) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:32 PM Author: avocado awkward newt that's everyone's story, you pure one or two and think you could do that more often, but it will take you years to do it even 10% more often so you're going to have to be out there a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984572) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:32 PM Author: startled toaster Cr. Luckily I realized this early on and quit playing so frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984576) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:35 PM Author: avocado awkward newt the cr strategy for normal person is to just accept bogey golf and play the course that way while waiting for those couple of good shots, the guys who think they're going to get it all together in their 30's and 40's and have a trackman at home are just torturing themselves because they have a bitch wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984589) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 8:05 AM Author: shivering field knife lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985601) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM Author: Maize national rate the golfers at the 5th annual reddit open
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1l2c2i7/recap_of_the_5th_annual_reddit_open/ |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:31 PM Author: startled toaster Hot brunette in pic 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984571) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: White mewling parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985998) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:08 PM Author: pearl gas station yarmulke Agreed. That chick on the left isn't bad either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987786) |
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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Mildly autistic bearded casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#49021735) |
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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Stimulating internet-worthy sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#49021733) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:33 PM Author: infuriating domesticated roommate because it's both a solo sport and the decline with age is very gradual making it uniquely appealing to adults (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984582) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:33 PM Author: stirring carnelian legend laser beams Because men who sit at their desks all week and allow screens to leech their souls through their eyeballs will do almost anything to spend a quiet few hours outdoors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984783) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Maize national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48984798) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Copper Cheese-eating Sanctuary Hypogonadism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985652) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: plum school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48985667) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: Dun meetinghouse people who are hurt this or too fat for any real sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987023) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: White mewling parlour perfection is unattainable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_2KWie9hAQ |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: multi-colored ratface persian Played a bizarre 9 this morning and shot 42 with 4 penalty strokes. Eagle putts on 2 par 5s leading to tap in birdies, but pulled a few irons into the shit. Scorecard was like Double-Birdie-Double-Double-Bogey-Par-Par-Bogey-Birdie. Nutting a 4 hybrid to 18 feet from 210 off a downhill lie to set up a tap in birdie was Soo cr. Hooking a 7 iron off the property on a par 3 was not cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986014) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: White mewling parlour more fun that way. shooting 73 with 17 pars is just depressing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986111) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: lilac aromatic market It’s not
Your brown mind is just addicted to white people |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: ruby bespoke stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48990461) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Vermilion Lascivious Coldplay Fan perhaps, mimetic desire informs ur leisure choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986305) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: pearl gas station yarmulke I don't know but I played like complete ASS today, lost 5 balls, shot +40, and wanted to play another 18 right after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986971) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Comical Principal's Office Because there are a significant number of unathletic beta men who want to pretend they play a “sport” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48986976) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: pearl gas station yarmulke That used to be the case
Now PGA players make so much money, on top of the insane tour lifestyle
Actual pro athletes would all rather be golfers |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: Comical Principal's Office You think that’s the reason unathletic beta men find golf addicting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987016) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: pearl gas station yarmulke I don't think anyone gets into golf just to claim they play a sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987019) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: White mewling parlour you are a retarded jewish pedophile and have the absolute worst takes on literally every topic. while normal guys are spending their saturday mornings playing golf and enjoying life you are on twitter like you are every day looking for TDS shit to spam the internet about.
unathletic people play easy sports like basketball and soccer where it's just about being the best at exercising. golfers have actual talent. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Comical Principal's Office (literal unathletic beta male defending golf) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48992438) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: White mewling parlour what are your favorite sports that you actively play as a 60 year old Jewish pedophile who spends 20+ hours literally every day of his life trolling the internet in a TDS stupor and is enough of a loser to refer to his retarded political takes as being part of a common team known only as “we”?
you suck so fucking bad it is not even funny. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Effete Hell socially acceptable way to be away from wife and kids and just hang out with bros for a long period of time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48987173) |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: multi-colored ratface persian Taking the day off “work” to golf tomorrow. We’ll see what unfolds… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48990398) |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Maize national so jealous. i won't play again until the 14th. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48990419) |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: White mewling parlour 180. I am taking the afternoon off tomorrow to make a grease spot of some gen x fag for the first round of our POTUS cup. I think it's going to be 5 shots I'm handing out but I can make it work. we will see what unfolds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48991025) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: shivering field knife Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48992422) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: multi-colored ratface persian Sloppy on the front with 3 or 4 doubles but (for me) a really solid back 9. 45-39. Could have been a couple better on the back but missed 3 and 7 foot birdie putts and had a 3 putt bogey from 25 ft. Otoh, sank a 60 ft par putt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48993160) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Titillating know-it-all international law enforcement agency It just takes one good shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733059&forum_id=2)#48992473) |