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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: sickened boiling water



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring church elastic band



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: silver fragrant point laser beams



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Adventurous abode mad cow disease



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained jewess

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: contagious bistre black woman trump supporter



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: charismatic lay

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Ungodly Bawdyhouse Crotch

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy people who are hurt

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: umber bull headed hospital pistol



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: stirring naked base useless brakes



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Ivory sound barrier tank

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Misanthropic purple clown



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Azure box office

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Azure box office



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Azure box office

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: pink bat shit crazy ladyboy stage

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Azure box office

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: pink bat shit crazy ladyboy stage

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: flushed sadistic locus

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: aromatic ebony sanctuary hominid

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Azure box office



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Azure box office



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: aromatic ebony sanctuary hominid

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruise Ship Prole

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic ebony sanctuary hominid

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: flushed sadistic locus



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Pearly main people ratface

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Azure box office



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Floppy Range Nowag

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Azure box office



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Floppy Range Nowag

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: concupiscible rose azn round eye

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive messiness

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Submissive plaza



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Electric Metal Macaca Senate



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive messiness

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: concupiscible rose azn round eye



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: dull soggy business firm

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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