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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: drab center queen of the night cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: nudist new version which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Azure fantasy-prone fat ankles locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Aromatic national A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: red pontificating elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Carmine university gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Wild senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: dead property love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Indigo bespoke sound barrier yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Indigo bespoke sound barrier yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: nudist new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: fiercely-loyal cracking piazza legend LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: fiercely-loyal cracking piazza legend 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Indigo bespoke sound barrier yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: crusty arousing athletic conference orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Galvanic coral resort deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Talented buck-toothed people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: vermilion patrolman rehab Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: adulterous bateful trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Green violent spot really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Azure fantasy-prone fat ankles locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Silver laughsome ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Copper gas station incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Galvanic coral resort deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: abusive crimson regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Self-centered razzmatazz stage chad Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Self-centered razzmatazz stage chad Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Self-centered razzmatazz stage chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Lodge Police Squad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Lake Trip Site They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Hilarious magical jew Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Self-centered razzmatazz stage chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: pearly preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: scarlet pungent church cumskin The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Lodge Police Squad heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: vigorous home boltzmann 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: cocky casino I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Self-centered razzmatazz stage chad Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Lodge Police Squad that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Silver laughsome ladyboy ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Appetizing meetinghouse international law enforcement agency JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: twinkling point fortuitous meteor Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Costumed pit striped hyena "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: soul-stirring temple philosopher-king 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Jewess Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425746) |
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